😜Zodiac Friends😜

Q/A PART 2

<The picture above is Libra drawn by Frostflame_3 !! She looks amazing!! Highly recommend you check out Frostflame_3 's art book sometime!! 😋>

Interviewer: Long time no see Zodiacs!!!! 😆

Aries: Go die. *blank look*😐
Taurus: Someone please just choke me with some Mantoes....
Gemini: *suddenly turns into a ninja* HIYA! You can not see me!!! *wearing neon pink clothing* *picks up paper throwing stars* DIEEEE😠
Cancer: *holds up knife* Please die......😶🔪
Leo: Why has death decided to visit me again....
Virgo: *flips hair* Ain't got time for dis.... *walks away* *totally didn't trip*
Libra: UNICORNS, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO MURDER THAT EVIL.... GUY
Scorpio: Well....ahem.... My...erm...dog wants me to go back home and.... Play video games together! So see ya guys sometime else! *runs off*
Sagi: *singing a Vocaloid song* I wish they'd just die. I wish they'd just die. I wish that they'd all just die........ I wish they'd just die. I wish they'd just die. Somewhere faraway *this is a legitimate song.... Go search it up*
Capricorn: Go away. Leave me alone... I got better things to do😒
Aquarius: NOT THIS AGAINNN!!!! JUST KILL ME😫
Pisces: Listen!!! To clarify things FROM LAST TIME!!! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH CANS!!! I mean cans as in canned food... BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!!!😖

Interviewer: ....... What in the world happened since the last time I saw ya'll....?
Author: 😊 Absolutely nothing.
Interviewer: ....... I demand a higher pay.....😒
Authors: *runs off* SORRY!!! IM PRETTY MUCH A HOBO!!! *trips and all the hidden cash in her pocket all flies out* *millions of people came to steal the cash*💸💸💸
Interviewer: *sighs*
Author: ...... Ok..... Now I'm a hobo..... Dude, that was all my money.... I GOT ROBBED
Police: Sorry ma'am.... We-
Author: DO I LOOK LIKE A MA'AM TO YOU?!
Police: *startled* Oh... I'm sorry miss....
Author: DO I LOOK LIKE A MISS TO YOU?!
Police: I meant.... Girl!
Author: DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO YOU?!?!
Police: Y-yes....?
Author: WELL SCREW YOU- Oh wait....., I am a girl.... Okay! See ya!😋
Police: *gets pushed out of police car by Author*
Author: *totally didn't steal the police man's car* BYE!!! 😜

Interviewer: *sighs* Ok.... Back with the interview.... If you guys stole a police car.... What would you do....?

Aries: DRIVE IT DOWN MOUNT EVEREST AND THEN DRIVE IT THROUGH THE MOON😝
Taurus: Gimme food or I'll arrest you....
Gemini: Wow.... Such a creative question.... 😒. I would probably just drive it around while blasting some music....
Cancer: I would do the world all a favour and arrest Justin Beaver *totally not a typo* and sentence him in jail for 278 years! *Everyone: All hail Cancer!!!!*
Leo: ARREST EVERYONE! CAUSE WHY NOT! ARREST THE OTHER POLICE!
Virgo: I'll beat up da police 😁 (THIS IS MY VIRGO BROTHER'S RESPONSE)
Libra: CATCH SOME....PINK.....FLUFFY....UNI- *gets duct taped by Capricorn*
Scorpio: I dunno.... Run some people over.... Arrest the mayor... Arrest Bill Gates...😐
Sagi: I WOULD CHANGE THE SIREN INTO SOME ICE-CREAM TRUCK MUSIC AND DRIVE AROUND SELLING ICE CREAM😝
Capricorn: Um.... I dunno... Maybe like... Bomb my school with fireworks and then run through the streets throwing confetti while driving the police car while drunk...? *totally not attempt this before*
Aquarius: Um.... I'll return it...? NAH, HECK NO. Drive it to school and arrest my teachers!!! Cause they failed me!!!! *cries* *actually got a decent mark and didn't fail*
Pisces: Shoot Scorpio. He can not live after what happened on the last full moon....😒

Interviewer: Um.... Ok.... *secretly whispering to Libi: I DEMAND A HIGHER PAY*
Author: NOPE! I'm a hobo remember?! 😊

Interviewer: *sighs* Alright alright... What do you fellow Zodiacs have to say about the new terrorist group that's terrorizing the Alter world...?

Aries: WHERE CAN I JOIN'EM?!?!?!😆
Taurus: Do they have MacBooks.....?!?!
Gemini: WAIT.... Do I still have my police car....?!
Cancer: Alter-Cancer said that the terrorist group is pathetic... They got beat up...
Leo: THANK GODS ITS IN THE ALTER WORLD! It won't affect me right?!😨
Virgo: Meh, just a bunch of people with no life... Nothing to really worry about
Libra: DID THEY KILL ALTER LIBRA?!?! I'LL HIRE THEM TO!! CAUSE PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS ARE DEFINITELY BETTER THAN- *gets duct taped again*
Scorpio: They're probably my demonic servant from the- WAIT, WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS👿
Sagi: Cap's GANG IS AWESOM-um.... U heard nothing...
Capricorn: Actually, we are not NEW..., we've been terrorizing stuff for over 5 years secretly... My gang have been doing quite well actually....- Whoops.. Said too much
Aquarius: 😱 EVIL, BEGONE!!!😱
Pisces: IF THEY HARM CAN- CANNED FOOD, I'LL KILL THEM....

Interviewer: ....... So Pisces is still obsessed with canned food.... 😕
Pisces: N-NO IM NOT
Interviewer: Reeeeeally......?

Interviewer: ALRIGHT! Next question! If you can have ANYYY pet of your choice..., what would it be?l

Aries: AN IMMORTAL BULL SO I CAN KILL IT EVERY DAY! *Interviewer: Poor bull...*🐗
Taurus: A chicken.... So I can eat it..... Raw....☺️🐓
Gemini: All the zodiacs except me are all acting like little kids.... I want a REALISTIC pet like...... A PEGASUS..... *Interviewer: They don't exist* WHAT, HOW CAN THEY NOT EXIST YOU LIAR😱
Cancer: I want..... A...... Fish.... *Pisces: SO I DO HAVE HOPE<his sign is the 2 tasty salmons.....JK...* A fish... Like... A DOLPHIN...🐬
Leo: A TIGER! *Interviewer: ?... Why? I thought u liked lions* CAUSE IM A REBEL.
Virgo: Hmmm..... Maybe a.... Panda?... They're cute... BUT WHAT IF IT SITS ON ME...
Libra: A uuuuuuunicorn...... *dreamy look*🦄
Scorpio: AN IMMORTAL OVERPOWERED HUGE EPIC BLACK DRAGON!!!
Sagi: I always wanted a wolf.... It'll be so cool riding him to school and playing with him......
Capricorn: A poisonous snake that obeys my every command.... *plotting a murder*🐍
Aquarius: A LEVIATHAN!!! Cause I heard they look cool....
Pisces: Anything that can kill Scorpio

Interviewer: *reading the question page* WAIT. I'm not doing this last question.😒
Author: WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
Interviewer: Cause I'm gonna get killed....
Author: YOU WONT! *encouraging smile*
Interviewer: I'm leaving...
Author: THAN I WON'T PAY YOU!!!
Interviewer: ....... Fine.....😪

Interviewer: Who would you like to kill..., Scorpio or Pisces....

Aries: BOTH!!!!
Taurus: Both
Gemini: both....
Cancer: b-both....
Leo: BOTH
Virgo: BOTH
Libra: BOTH
Scorpio: PISCES!!!
Sagi: both
Capricorn: BOOOTH
Aquarius: Both
Pisces: SCORPIO!!!!

Gemini: Wait.... How much are you getting paid....?
Interviewer: Originally Libi promised me $80... But now she doesn't have any money so I'm getting paid $0.08.....
Gemini: 😑
Author: 😊