Let's Murder the Zodiacs!!!

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Wow..... I have no inspiration at all.... 😢😢😢

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WAVE OF INSPIRATION I HAD LAST NIGHT AT LIKE 11:59 PM?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😤

Well here we go again.... Author goes mental....

And once again the Author became lazy and thought it was a good idea to publish this without editing....
Sorry for this bad chapter...
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Gemini: Whoopie.... Yet another dare chapter.... Who's gonna die today....
Capricorn: Meh, don't know don't care....
Aries: WHEN CAN I GO BACK TO WEARING MY SPONGEBOB SUIT?!?!?!
Cancer: Um.... Plea-please don't h-harm me.... I didn't do anything bad... *still shaken up by the trauma of Boku no Pico....*
Pisces: Don't worry Cinderella.... I'll protect you.....
Scorpio: WAIT WHAT? BUT CINDERELLA DIED!!!!
Pisces: ......... Wut.........
Scorpio: YEAH, IN THE FAIRY TAIL CINDERELLA TRIPED DOWN THE STAIRS AND DIED!!!!!
Virgo: Wait... What about Little Red Riding Hood?
Scorpio: SHE GOT EATON BY THE WOLF AND HER BONES WERE USED FOR MAKE HER GRANDMOTHERS NEW HOUSE!!!
Taurus: What about..... Snow White?
Scorpio: SHE WAS TORTURED BY RACIST DWARVES AND DIED!!!!
Libra: OOO! OOO! What about Sleeping Beauty?!?!
Scorpio: SHE DIED IN HER SLEEP!!!!
Sagi: How bout.... Beauty and the Beast....?
Scorpio: SHE WAS EATON ON HER MARRIAGE DAY BY THE BEAST!!!!
Aquarius: THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Scorpio: SHE DROWNED! AND HER REMAINS WERE EATON BY THAT FISH AND CRAB!
Leo: THE THREE LITTLE PIGS!!!
Scorpio: Oh, they ate the wolf on a beautiful open fire and chopped the wolf up into pieces and making wolf stew...... Used his skin to make a warm coat...
Capricorn: How about Frozen?...
Sagi: That's not a fairy tale................,
Scorpio: Oh, SHE DIED FROM HYPERTHERMIA!!!!! AND THIS ANNA GIRL GOT EATON BY THIS REINDEER AND WAS ALSO CRUSHED BY ROCKS!!!!
Aquarius: Dear lords.... Bless Scorpio's poor soul.....
Cancer: *scared as hell* ...... I don't want to live anymore....
Libra: Never go to school in the underwear....
Leo: Um....
Libra: I MEANT UNDERWORLD!!!!

Author: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO ANOTHER DARE-
Zodiacs: BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
Author: *glares* OH YEAH, I should do my normal intro....... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRL, DISHES AND DISHWASHERS-
Dishwasher: Yes ma'am, you call?
Author/Zodiacs: *huge gasp* THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED
Author: BUT THE SHOW-
Dish: BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Author/Zodiacs: THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!!!! *flees*
Dishes: Awww.... All I wanted was to say hi....

<Out on the streets>

Author: *shivers* S-so...L-let's start things of with a dare from Golden_KookieCrumble  that's for..... LEO!!!! *whispers to Leo while shivering*
Leo: *glares* IM THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!! FEAR MY ROARRRRRR.........meow...
Other zodiacs: *cracks up* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Aquarius: WAIT, I GOT THIS! *plays some random music*
Copyrighted Music: I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER, DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE... 'CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME-
Leo: *forced by everyone*....... meow.....
Aries: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA WE GOTTA DO THIS MORE OFTEN!!!
Sagi: *laughing too hard she's crying* SOMEONE PLEASE VOICE THAT (calling out you MoonFeather to voice that)

Author: NEXT DARE! THIS ONES FROM RianneMcdaniel !!! CANCER HAS TO CONFESS HER LOVE TO EITHER SCORPIO OR PISCES!!!!!
Cancer: Ummmm......
Scorpio/Pisces: *listening intently*
Cancer: How can I confess when I don't like either.......?
Scorpio/Pisces: *DEAD*
Cancer: Although I do like ______ (Convenient gust of wind blurs out this word)
Scorpio/Pisces: *jumps up* WHO?! WHO?!?! WHOOOOOOOOOO????!!!!!!

Author: *puts away her convenient suitcase of stuff* ANYWAYSSSSS NEXT DARE!!! This one is from nooneisaloneanymore  AND EVERYONE HAS TO BODY SWAP FOR A DAY!!!
<Magical Convenient Fairy dust appears and all the zodiacs disappear>
Author: *pulls out popcorn from her convenient suitcase* Well, ain't this gonna be fun.....

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