Jurassic Who (Part 3)

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Characters:
Aries: Random Caveman
Taurus: Father
Gemini: Spy
Cancer: The Doctor (Male)
Leo: Dalek
Virgo: Mother
Libra: Timetress (Female)
Scorpio: Doctor's Companion, Brother of Pisces (Male)
Sagi: Dalek
Capricorn: Triadon
Aquarius: Dalek
Pisces: Doctor's Companion, Sister of Scorpio (Female)
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Scorpio: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DALEKS ARE COMING?!😱
Gemini: *shrugs* Exactly what I said. The Daleks are coming.😐
Cancer: *stares with horrified expression*😱
Libra: Daleks? Never met one before... I heard of it... Are they those fluffy rainbow-
Cancer: They destroyed my planet. They killed my people....
Pisces: DAL-LEKS! Wow! This is so fun to pronounce! Dal-LEKS!
Scorpio: *facepalm* OH MY GAUD. You telling me, there's a DESTRUCTIVE Unicorn on the loose AND there are DALEKS that are coming to DESTROY US?!😱
Cancer: Triadons. And yup!
Gemini: Destructive Unicorn? Never heard of that one!

<💥Something smashed into the cave💥>

Scorpio: *in a high girly voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😱
Gemini: Told-ya. They're coming...
Pisces: *muttering in sleep* Capi..... Huh..zzz..is that a girl riding a unicorn.......zzz.....
Libra: Well... this SUCKS!
Scorpio: What do we do? What do we do?! What do we do?!?! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?!
Cancer: SHUSH! I'm trying to THINK! If you don't keep your mouth SHUT-
Gemini: Here ya go *hands duct tape to Cancer*😶
Cancer: Huh?
Gemini: Oh, found it on some random universe called.... Sarcasm? The creatures there are very confusing but I got this sonic tape!😛
Scorpio: *facepalms* OMG. So now EVERYTHINGGGGGGG can be sonic. Great. Next thing ya know there's gonna be sonic ice-creams.
Gemini: How did YOU know?! *takes out sonic ice-cream*😛
<Something smashes the cave walls again>
Pisces: *yawns* Who da heck is knocking on the door?! Scorpio! Go open the door!
Scorpio: Pisces,.....um....just stay quiet....
<💥Something smashes the door even harder💥>
Cancer: *holds out sonic screwdriver* Stay back kids. *pushes Scorpio, Pisces, Libra and Gemini behind him*
Libra: HEYYYYYY!!! I AM NOT A KID!!! FOR YOUR INFO, I AM 249 YEARS OLD! 247 YEARS AND 7 MONTHS AND 9 HOURS AND 4 MINUTES AND 7 SECONDS OLD! HAH!😝
Gemini: *shrugs* I am 249 years and 7 months and 9 hours and 4 minutes and 8 seconds old.😐
Scorpio: So wait.... Gemini is older than Libra by..... *trying to do math*🔢
Gemini: 1 second. Stupid.😒
Scorpio: HEYYYY!!! It's the SUMMER back on Earth and math is FORBIDDEN during the SUMMER!
Pisces: *videotapes that* Can't wait to send this to your teacher along with your summer school homework!😜
Cancer: SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
<Yet another smash on the cave wall>
<Everyone hushes down>
Cancer: *whispers* When the wall breaks down, I want you guys to run when I say so. Understood?
Everyone else: *nods*
Cancer: Good-
<Cave wall shatters>
Libra: Holy S-
Gemini: Language! Libra! No swearing in front of little kids!😒
Libra: I was going to say Holy Skittles before SOMEBODY rudely interrupted me.
Scorpio: Um.....guys....? Look....
<See's an army of about 5 thousand Daleks>
Libra: Cr-
Gemini: *glares*😒
Libra: *clears throat* I meant, Croagunk
Scorpio: Da whaaaaaaaaaa?
Libra: Ya know, that Bakugan creature from the world of Pokemon that was caught by this kid from Yugioh who was later on stolen by Pinkie Pie.😐
Pisces: You have nooooooo idea do you?...

<Daleks approach>
Cancer: Who's your leader?
<Three Daleks move forward>
Cancer: What do you want here?!
Leo: I am Dalek Leo
Sagi: Dalek Sagi
Aquarius: Dalek Aqua
Cancer: *facepalms✋🏻* More Daleks with stupid names. Really? Zodiac names?
Aquarius: You promised!
Leo: Fulfill promise!
Sagi: Promised!
Scorpio: WHAT DID YOU PROMISE THEM NOW DOCTOR?!😣
Cancer: I DUNNO!!! I have a lot of things to take care of!!!
Gemini: We're screwed.
Cancer/Scorpio/Libra: HEY! I SAID THAT! JINX! DOUBLE JINX! TRIPLE-
Leo: Exterminate! Exterminate!☠
Cancer: Whoah Whoah Whoah! Wait! So, what's this promise that I apparently made?
Sagi: Daleks do not take orders!
Aquarius: You will be exterminated!☠
Libra: Calm down guys! Let's talk about this!!!
Leo: Daleks have no concept of calm.
<Daleks approach with plungers out>
Scorpio: *hugs Pisces* Bye sis! I'll miss you!
Pisces: *pushes Scorpio aside* Ew. Boy cooties!😒
Libra: GUYS SHUT UP! Can't I AT LEAST die in peace and QUIET?!
Sagi: You will now be extermin-⚔
<All the Daleks breaks apart>
Gemini: Huh...?
Cancer: *spins sonic screwdriver in his hand* Wow. I never knew that would work! This could've stopped so many wars!😑
<Dalek metal starts clattering>
Cancer: Oh god....

<Little kids *about 5ish* starts piling on top of the Doctor👧🏻👦🏻>
Little Kids: TRICK OR TREATTTTTTTT😝🎉
Leo: DOCTOR!!!
Cancer: *confused* Um... Who are you?...
Leo: Oh c'mon! I'm Leo, and those are my two sis, Aqua and Sagi!
Scorpio: But aren't you Daleks.....?
Aquarius: Really! I told ya Sagi that we made our costumes too realistic!😒
Sagi: Hey! I wanted this Halloween to be good!!!😊
Libra: But Halloween didn't exist-
Leo: The Doctor visited us once! He told us great tales of the future and Halloween!
Aquarius: We wanted to celebrate it too!😜
Sagi: But we mayyyy have over done it.....
Cancer: OH YEAH! THAT PROMISE!!!!
Scorpio: Note to self. Characters on TV shows in real life sucks and have horrible memories.
Gemini: *sighs* What promise?
Cancer: Erm.... I promised them candy next time we met.😓🍥🍬
Scorpio/Libra/Gemini: *✋🏻FACEPALMS✋🏻* WE WERE SCARED FOR NOTHING?!?!




Alrighty Zodiacs! This is the end of Jurassic Who!😝
Gosh, this was supposed to be a short story.....😥
Well, I know. I know. A few of the zodiacs never appeared in this story. This story was supposed to be mainly about Cancer, Pisces and Scorpio....
Since I wrote stories previously mainly about Virgo, Capricorn, Aries <And sorta Taurus> so I gave them "smaller roles".😓
And for those who miss Capricorn, the baby destructive Unicorn/Triadon....
And for those that wonder "How in the world is Scorpio and Pisces gonna get back home now that the Tanrot is crushed?"
And for those what wants to see Aries singing Pink Fluffy Unicorns.....
GUESS WHAT?!
Special Edition ENDING will be coming out!!!!! Here's a preview:

Libra: *growls* So not traveling with a Time Lord again!
Cancer: Sheesh-
<Hears a clatter of metal>
Scorpio: *hides in the corner*
Gemini: It's safe-
<Spots a Dalek standing>
Leo: Who da heck are you?! Your not one of us!!!
Dalek: And you pretend to be Dalek! Disgrace! EXTERMINATE!!!

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