✨This is about the Zodiacs as humans! ^~^✨
Stories, Scenarios, Squads, Annoying Notes, and Emojis!
Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!!
Gemini: Calm down Libra!
Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!!
Leo: What if...... Aries was a...
Libra's Allergies: Libra: PINK FLUFFY- *ACHO* unicorns..... Virgo: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!! LIBRA RECENTLY GOT AN ALLERGY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNICORN FUR!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH Scorpio: Why indeed, I have cursed her with- *gets punched by Aries* Aries: GAHHHHHH.... THE COWARDLY AUTHOR DITCHED US AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO KILL ANYONE IN THE LAST WEEK!!!!! Gemini: Hey Scorpy, mind cursing Aries as well??? Scorpio: *panics* NO! I meant- I can... But my powers are...um.... LIMITED EDITION!!! Sagi: Uuuuummmmmmmm??????? Taurus: Hey Crappy! Ya got anymore FISHHHHH???? Capricorn: FOR THE LAST TIME, STAP EATING MA GOLDFISH PETS!!! AND I DO NOT APROVE OF THIS NICKNAME!!! Leo: But it suits you.... *BURNNNNNN.... Not really...* Pisces: *yawns* Everyone please shut up.... I'm hibernating.... Cancer: Oh, sorry Pi.... Pisces: EXCEPT CANCER! EXCEPT CANCER!! Cancer can talk to me for as long as she wants!!! I WILL OBEY EVERYTHING SHE SAYS! Gemini: Hey Can! Do me a favour and tell Pie to SHUT UP. Cancer: Ummm...... Shut up?.... Pisces: *instantly stops talking* Scorpio: HEY, IF YOU LIKE CANCER, SAY 'MEEE!'.... Pisces: *going crazy* *brain explodes* Aquarius: AND KILL CANCER IF LOVE HER!!! Scorpio/Pisces: *going mental* Sagi: We should really stop this.... We're disrespecting Cancer.... Cancer: Yeah! Pleaseeeee.... Capricorn: YEAH, MURDER ARIES IF YA HATE'EM! <And that's the story of how Aries died 10 times... But the question is.... One Zodiac didn't murder him..... WHOOOOOOOOO's THAT ZODIAC!)
At Libra's House: Libra: *sniffles....* Whyyyyy..... Dear Unicorn God.... Whyyyyyy....???? Unicorn God: *sends down a paper airplane from the heavens* Libra: *opens Paper airplane* <On Paper: LOLZ> Libra: *sniffles* *uses magical paper to wipe nose* Magical Paper: *gives Libra a paper cut in the nose* Libra: WHYYYYYY HAS EVERYONE CURSED MEEEEEEEEEE..... Libra: HOW COME I FEEL SICK WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT UN- *ACHOOOOO* Libra's Pet Unicorn: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL FINALLYYYYYYY!!!! Libra: Oh! I know! I MUST SEARCH UP THESE SYMPTOMS ONLINE! <Goes on Unioogle> <Types: Why am I coughing> <999k Results pops up> Libra: I'm sure to find something here.... <Clicks first link> <Reads page> Libra: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
Back at Zodiac Headquarters:
Libra: GUYS!!! GUYS!!! I FIGURED IT OUT!!! Gemini: Dear lords what now... Libra: I KNOW THE REASON IM SICK!!!! Scorpio: Why of course it's cause of me.... I am SATANNNNNN Libra: NOOOO!!! ITS CAUSE IM PREGNANT! <Everyone faints> Leo: Yeah sureeeee *sarcastic* and I'm turning into a girlllllllllllllll Aquarius: WAIT YOU ARE?! *goes on ZodiBook and changes relationship to 'Lesbian'* *Gets 5M Calls from her mother* Leo: Um..... I was kidding.... Aquarius: *changes status again* *accidentally clicks 'Gay'* Aquarius' Mother: *appears out of nowhere cause all Mothers have special powers* AQUARIUSSSSSSSSSS WTFFFFFF HAPPENED TO YOUUUU *creates Tsunami* Aquarius: Oh hey! Yo wassup Mather! Aquarius' Mother: Oh hey darling! NOW EXPLAINNNNNNNNN *flooding the world* Taurus: *finally had unlimited fish to eat*
<SPECIAL MINI-....um.... WHATEVER> Taurus: UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA.... UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA...... ALL THE FISH DANCING... SWIMMING AROUND... WAITING FOR ME TO EATTTTTT...
Taurus: *becomes a mermaid* *killing- ahem... Eating fish* Aries: AHAHAHAHAHA WHERE R YA SHARKSSSSSS <Sharks appear> Aries: *got eaton by Sharks* Taurus: *Sharks got eaton by him*
