Just for those of you fellow stalkers wondering what I was doing in the past few days of summer.....
Recent:
Sorta old:
Since I'm too poor to buy any anime posters....(Cause my mom won't buy me any and I don't have a job<Cause I'm 13>....)
AND JUST TO CLARIFY THINGS, IM NOT A HOBO OR ANYTHING.
I JUST DON'T HAVE MONEY.
Random person: Wait.... Isn't that basically a hobo?....
Me: Go eat a bomb.I decided to start an art project for the summer....
My goal is to draw Chibis from my fandoms and tape them to my wall.Of course, my Gemini dad is gonna get mad at me for putting things on my wall..... (I feel you Gemini....)
And my Virgo brother's probablyyyyyyyy gonna wrestle it down.... Literally...
My Cancer Mom's suggesting that I sell the art for money so I can support myself for the rest of my life..... (And I'm like: Lol, who would buy that?! And also..., thanks for implying you want to disown me.)
Anddddd my pet squirrel(who is ignoring me for the past week or so) will WANT to eat it.Ahhhhhh my beautiful lifeeeeeeeee.....
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And in case you wanna know what my life is like....here:Libra: ME!
Gemini: My dad
Cancer: My mom
Virgo: My brother
Pisces: My friend
Sagi: My imaginary 'I wish I had a friend like this' friend
Capricorn: My enemy (AKA 😒)
🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢🐇🐢At home:
Libra: WHOOPIEEEEEE IM HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY!!!!
Virgo: Here.... Have some lemons and a bomb.
Libra: Thanks.....? I suppose I can make lemonade and use the bomb to.... I dunno....
Virgo: *ignites the bomb* Have funnnnnn!!!!
Libra: *shoves the bomb into Virgo's mouth* Here! Eat a bomb! And I'm not responsible for your death!
<The Author cannot put in any dramatic sound effects otherwise she might get sued or something..... So let's replace KABOOM with a more peaceful sound effect....>
POOFFFFFF! *Fairy glitter everywhere<Fairy glitter is a replacement for flesh and blood everywhere>*Gemini: LIBRAAAA!!! Why is the TV onnnnnn?!?!?!
Libra: Cause maybe you turned it on.....?
Gemini: Oh.
Cancer: HELLOOOOO LIBRA!!!
Libra: .......
Cancer: Why won't you reply to meeeee?!
Libra: Cause I'm watching anime. Why won't you shut up for a sec....At school or somewhere outside:
Libra: AHHHH I GOT A PAPER CUT!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!
Sagi(Imaginary friend): Don't worry Libra! I got a bandage here! You'll be fine!!!
Pisces(Real friend): AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SUCK IT
Libra: I REALLY need new friends....
Capricorn: I can be your friend! *just wants to be friends with Libra so he can copy off her work*
Libra: Go die. Oh wait.... *takes the bomb Virgo gave her* HERE! EAT A BOMB!
Sagi(Imaginary friend): YA! Great job Libra!!!
Pisces(Real friend): *pushes Libra into Capricorn as the bomb explodes*AHAHAHAHA
POOFFFFFFFF
Libra: *crawls back from the Underworld* Come with me friend..... *drags Pisces down*Welcome to my life..... If you guys wanna hear more, comment and I might write a story about my miserable life...... *I probably will anyways because I ALWAYS wanted to write a story about people eating bombs!!!!*
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