Agent Fowler: *walks in the room* "Prime?"
Ratchet: "Optimus is still asleep."
Agent Fowler: "At 2:00 in the afternoon?"
Ratchet: "Funny how that works. You go outside, get the scrap beat out of you by Decepticons, fight to the death to protect the planet, then come home, and, oh my gosh, your TIRED!"
Agent Fowler: "Okay okay, I get it. Anyway, I've noticed that Jack, Miko and Raf have picked up a lot of bad habits from you bots."
Ratchet: "Like what?"
Miko: *stubs toe* "Ah! Primusscrap it! Frag! Ouch! Son of a glitch!"
Ratchet: O_o "I have no idea where she got that.."
Bumblebee: *walks in and stubs toe* ::Oww! Scrap you to the pits you carrier slagging glitching worthless cable-less little pitspawn fragger!::
Ratchet: *smiles at Agent Fowler* "Ahem.. If you'll excuse me, I have a scout to murder." *walks away*
Agent Fowler: *watches*
*In the background*
*lots off screaming and crashes*
Agent Fowler: *is terrified*
Ratchet: *walks back* "There. I'm pleased to inform you that the children will no longer be influenced to say such profanity :)
Agent Fowler: "Some crazy scrap happens when Optimus is asleep..."
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
Hayran KurguTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
