Ratch: *typing*
OP: *approaches confidently*
OP: Yo, on a scale of one to ten, your a nine, and I'm the one you need ;)
Ratch: Not right now, Optimus.
OP: If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. ;)
Ratch: Thanks now leave.
OP: Is that a phone in your pocket?
Ratch: I don't even have-
OP: Cuz dat ass is CALLIN' me!
Ratch: stop.
OP: Are you a camp fire because I want s'more.
Ratch: ...okay that one is funny but seriously go away
OP: Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
Ratch: OPTIMUS I'M TRYING TO WORK GET OUT
OP: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Ratch: what do you want.
OP: Someone to watch Land Before Time with.
Ratch: Promise not to cry this time?
OP: no
Ratch: Ugh. Fine. But if you lose it when the dinosaurs die, I'm leaving.
OP: Fair enough
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
