Optimus Gone Weird

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Ratchet: *typing*

*very quiet in base*

Optimus: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, Little Einsteins, Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins, Climb aboard, get ready to explore, There's so much to find, Little Einsteins, We're going on a mission, start the countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Ratchet: Mind, much?

Optimus: Lolno.

Ratchet: Just be quiet, I'm trying to work.

Optimus: I can sing the Carebear countdown

Ratchet: Oh I bet.

Optimus: Carebear countdown! 54321! WHO'S THAT COMING, FROM SOMEWHERE UP IN THE SKYYYYYY

Ratchet: Stop.

Optimus: Moving fast, and bright as a firefly!

Ratchet: *points a laser at him*

Optimus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA please don't shoot me O_o



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