Today the bots will embark on an epic canoeing quest...
Canoeing is hard. Especially when your boat flips .-. I know that because I had to do it today.
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*bots are out in open water, each in a Canoe*
Bulkhead: *sees a bird flying by* OMG LOOK AT THAT BIRD! *swings oar to point at it and drills Arcee in the face*
Arcee: OMG! *screams* OWW!
Bulkhead: DID YOU SEE THE BIRD!?!?!
Arcee: ....No, I didn't see the bird. You know what? BECAUSE YOU HIT ME IN THE FRAGGING FACE!
Optimus: Hey Ratchet!!!
Ratchet: What? *looks*
Optimus: *stands up, puts one foot at the edge of the Canoe and does the George Washington crossing the Delaware pose* "I'm George Wash- AHHHH!" *Canoe flips over*
Ratchet: *bursts out laughing*
Arcee: *is unconscious*
Optimus: *is drowning*
Bulkhead: *is accidentally hitting Bumblebee because he saw another bird*
Ratchet: Omfg...
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For those who don't know, the George Washington crossing the Delaware pose is this:
He's standing up either his foot on the bow.
Just so you know, you can't actually do that in a Canoe 🤔
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