Try not to get nightmares from that gif...
And for those who have not seen Lord of the Rings, that character above is Golem.
~~Optimus: *reaches into drawer*
*Hisssssss*
Optimus: O_o *pulls hand out*
Golem: *is sitting on his hand*
Optimus: AAH! *throws him* RATCHET! GOLEM IS AFTER USSSS! *runs away*
Golem: *hisses and crawls away*
~~
Ratchet: *walks into room*
Golem: *is eating a whole Rabbit*
Ratchet: ..so your Golem.
Golem: *hisses and crawls away*
~~
Bulkhead: *picks up ball*
Golem: *is sitting there*
Bulkhead: Woah...
Golem: *hisses and crawls away*
~~
Miko: *opens backpack*
Golem: *is eating her math book*
Miko: ..... *hands him a couple papers* You can eat those, too.
Golem: *grabs papers and closes backpack*
~~
Ratchet: So we're just going to let him live here?
Optimus: I'm too scared to make him leave...
Golem: *is lurking in the shadows*
Optimus: ... I hate it when he does that...
Ratchet: Isn't he always lurking everywhere?
Golem: *hisses and lurks away*
~~
Optimus: So yeah. We now have a Golem living in our base.
Ratchet: Just when you thought Rao was scary...
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