This belongs to Parks and Recreation
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*everyone is standing around a broken energon processor*
Fowler: So... Who broke it?
*silence*
Fowler: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
OP: *deep inhale* I did. I broke-
Fowler: No, no you didn't.
OP: .....
Fowler: Megatron?
Megs: Don't look at me... Look at Ratchet.
Ratch: What? I didn't break it.
Megs: Huh, that's kinda weird... How did you know it was broken?
Ratch: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Megs: Suspicious.
Ratch: No, it's not!
Bulk: If it matters... June was the last one to use it.
June: Bulkhead I don't even drink energon!
Bulk: Okay, so why were you by the processor today, huh?
June: I used the table as a space to leave my purse, everyone KNOWS that, Bulkhead!
OP: Let's not fight, I broke it, I'll replace it.
Fowler: No. Who broke it?
*silence*
Megs: Arcee has been awfully quiet.
Arcee: reeAAALLY?!
Megs: Yeah, really
Arcee: oh my god!
*everyone starts yelling at each other*
Fowler: *steps out of the room*
Fowler: *bulldozes the 4th wall*
Fowler: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.
Fowler: *looks back to the chaos*
Fowler: I predict that in ten minutes, they'll all rip eachother apart with war paint on their faces and spears carved out of whatever they can find.
Fowler: good.
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