Optimus: Ratchet! Something terrible has happened?
Ratchet: Tinkerbell broke up with you?
Optimus: Worse! Megatron said that even Starscream would make a better Prime than me! Make him take it back!
Ratchet: I am not a part of your guy's Facebook arguments. We've been over this.
Optimus: But he hurt meeeee!
Ratchet: Then block him! It isn't that difficult...
Optimus: *hugs Ratchet and starts bawling* Bbbbbbbbut... *sniff* But I wuv you and you wuv me too so u gotta help me....
Ratchet: -.-
Optimus: *puppy eyes*
Ratchet: :T
Optimus: *sniff sniff*
Ratchet: ALRIGHT! I'LL TALK TO HIM! *opens up Facebook* Kjuiukgngbsbsi the things I do for you....
Online Chat:
Ratch: Megatron r u there
Megs: Yeah :T
Ratch: U hurt our leader's feelings
Megs: Lol I dun care
Ratch: ..... *silence*
Megs: ..Ello? Ratchet?
.....
Megs: Ratchet r u there?
Real world:
Ratchet: *busts through the door* MEGATRON?!
Megatron: ... Ya?
Ratchet: *flamethrower* DIEEEEE!
Megatron: AAAAAAAAQQQEKRVEKEBWJE
~~
Optimus: Thanks for sticking up for me, even if you used a flamethrower :)
Ratchet: :T
Lesson: Don't ever say anything mean to Optimus. He knows all the right people to shove it right back into your face.
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
