* OP and Ratchet are out scouting for energon *
Ratchet: Huh. The signal seems to be in the middle of this lake.
Optimus: Does that mean...
Ratchet: *sigh* We have to go in. *starts wading into the water*
Optimus: *sticks his toe into it* Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me...
Ratchet: Yes Optimus, it's fine.
Optimus: Have you considered bacteria?
Ratchet: I'm busy, Optimus. *scans for energon*
Optimus: *slowly gets in* Hm.... *sees something swimming towards Ratchet* AAAAAAAAAAAH RATCHET THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER
Ratchet: I'm losing my patience, Optimus.
Optimus: But I really see something this time! *sees it again* IT'S A PIRANHA!
Ratchet: *growls* There are no piranhas in Nevada.
Optimus: It's behind you! THE PIRANHA IS GONNA EAT YOU!
Ratchet: Optimus! There are no piranhas in Nevada!
Optimus: *sees it again* NUUUUUU!! *runs away*
Ratchet: *facepalm* Wow. *turns around*
*turtle swims by*
Ratchet: ...
Turtle: *morphs into a piranha and swims away*
Ratchet: O_o
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