Rao Strikes again! Hypnotism P.2

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Ratchet: *is working*

Optimus: *points at him* I shall call him my Squishy, and he will be my Squishy. *hugs Ratchet*

Ratchet: HEY! *pushes him off*

Optimus: Hey! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!

Ratchet: I'm not your Squishy >.<

Rao: Lol.

Ratchet: Did you hypnotize him again!?

Rao: To make him use movie quotes? Yeah :3 He appears to be mimicking Dori from Finding Nemo.

Ratchet: *siiiiigh*

Optimus: Overtaken us, the Dark Side has!

Ratchet: So the Dark Side is stronger?

Optimus: No no no, quicker, easier, more seductive.

Ratchet: I'm going to try to knock you out now, alright? *picks up a frying pan*

Optimus: Do or do not, there is no try.

Rao: LOL he's doing Yoda.

Optimus: It was a message from Starclan!

Ratchet: What .-.

Optimus: Fire alone will save our clan!

Ratchet: That's not even a movie! It's a book series!

Optimus: Your desssspicable!

Rao: Hey, there's Daffy Duck.

Ratchet: -_-

Optimus: My preeeecious...

Ratchet: Un-hypnotize him, please.

Rao: No way this is funny!

Optimus: THEY WANTS IT! THEY WANTS IT! But I know better... They can't have it... THEY CAN'T HAVE IT, IT'S MINE! MWAHAHA! MY PRECIIOOOUUSS!

Rao: Wow, that one was REALLY accurate.

Optimus: A sensus taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. STTTHHTHH! *slurping sound*

Ratchet: O_o

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