Ratchet: *is working*
Optimus: *points at him* I shall call him my Squishy, and he will be my Squishy. *hugs Ratchet*
Ratchet: HEY! *pushes him off*
Optimus: Hey! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!
Ratchet: I'm not your Squishy >.<
Rao: Lol.
Ratchet: Did you hypnotize him again!?
Rao: To make him use movie quotes? Yeah :3 He appears to be mimicking Dori from Finding Nemo.
Ratchet: *siiiiigh*
Optimus: Overtaken us, the Dark Side has!
Ratchet: So the Dark Side is stronger?
Optimus: No no no, quicker, easier, more seductive.
Ratchet: I'm going to try to knock you out now, alright? *picks up a frying pan*
Optimus: Do or do not, there is no try.
Rao: LOL he's doing Yoda.
Optimus: It was a message from Starclan!
Ratchet: What .-.
Optimus: Fire alone will save our clan!
Ratchet: That's not even a movie! It's a book series!
Optimus: Your desssspicable!
Rao: Hey, there's Daffy Duck.
Ratchet: -_-
Optimus: My preeeecious...
Ratchet: Un-hypnotize him, please.
Rao: No way this is funny!
Optimus: THEY WANTS IT! THEY WANTS IT! But I know better... They can't have it... THEY CAN'T HAVE IT, IT'S MINE! MWAHAHA! MY PRECIIOOOUUSS!
Rao: Wow, that one was REALLY accurate.
Optimus: A sensus taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. STTTHHTHH! *slurping sound*
Ratchet: O_o
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanficTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
