Inspired by the show Whose Line is it Anyway~
Rao: OKAY! So, we're gonna play a game. I'm gonna read off scenes that the contestants have to reenact. No breaking character, no flaking out. Dealio?
Megs: This actually sounds fun.
OP: I'm not sure this is a valuable use of our time.
Ratch: Get in line.
Rao: OKAY! First subject goes to Megatron.
Megs: Let's do this.
Rao: Okie. *draws a piece of paper from a hat* You're topic is... 'Famous last words.'
Megs: *picks up a bottle*
Megs: *reads the label*
Megs: ....
Megs: It says RAT poison, not HUMAN poison...
Rao: What a way to go.
Rao: Okay, Optimus, you're up.
OP: Ohno.
Rao: Yours is.... 'If drill sargeants did other jobs.'
OP: Oh that one's easy.
OP: *stands up*
OP: *clears throat*
OP: KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN THIS IS A LIBRARY
Rao: Jesus. Okay, Ratchet's up. 'Unlikely superheroes.'
Ratch: *stands up*
Ratch: It's me, Run Away From Danger Man.
Ratch: ....
Ratch: *runs off screen*
Rao: Alright! Back to Meggo. 'Bad choices for pets.'
Megs: Optimus come be my prop.
OP: Mmkay.
Megs: *stands up* Here, velociraptor!
OP: *runs and attacks*
Rao: Jurassic World says differently.
Rao: OP, you're up again. 'Weird things to say in a sexy voice'.
OP: *stands up*
OP: *sexy voice*
OP: We are gathered here today....
Rao: Noice! Ratch, you're turn. 'Dumbest way to die.'
Ratch: *stands up*
Ratch: Wow. It sure is stuffy in this submarine.
Ratch: I'll just open up this window.
Rao: same. Megs, back to you! 'Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking'.
Megs: *stands up*
Megs: this is your captain speaking....
Rao: OP, you have 'worst things to say on day one in prison'.
OP: *stands up* Who here likes to crochet!?
Rao: Watch it buster. Ratch, you're up. 'First draft of famous movie lines.'
Ratch: *stands up*
Ratch: Luke, I am your second uncle twice removed.
Rao: Back to Megs. 'Weird things to protest about'.
Megs: *stands up holding a sign* SIGNS COST TOO MUCH!!!
Rao: True. OP, your turn. 'Things you do NOT hear in science documentaries.'
OP: *stands up*
OP: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Rao: Ratch, 'things you don't expect to hear when you hold a seashell to your ear'.
Ratch: *stands up*
Ratch: 'Put me down.'
Rao: Megs! You have 'Bad motivational speeches from parents.'
Megs: *stands up*
Megs: You wanna be a TEACHER!? Bank robbers make double the money!
Rao: Okay, OP. 'Good news and bad news.'
OP: *stands up*
OP: The GOOD news is... We're going to name a disease after you...
Rao: AND that concludes our game, inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway! Who do YOU think won?
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