And now, the bots/Cons will experience the result of watching a horror movie. (Being scared of everything :3 )
#1: Result of watching JAWS-
*Ratchet and Bumblebee are wading through deep water*
Ratchet: There's energon about fifty feet from here...
Bumblebee: *shudders and tiptoes through water* ::Okay...::
Ratchet: Your not scared by that movie, are you?
Bumblebee: ::N-No...:: *shiver*
Ratchet: Good. *keeps going*
Bumblebee: *sees small shark swimming* ::AAAAAAAAAAAAH!::
Ratchet: What is it...
Bumblebee: *sprints through water and climbs onto Ratchet, trying to get out of the water* ::HELP IT'S GONNA EAT ME!::
Ratchet: AACK! BEE, GET OFF! *stumbling*
Bumblebee: *is in Ratchet's shoulders and back* ::SAVE ME!!!::
Ratchet: *sees shark* Ugh... Bumblebee! It's not going to hurt you! Your bigger than it!
Bumblebee: *sobs* ::I WANNA GO HOOOOME!!!::
- This has been Ratchet and Bumblebee, result of watching JAWS.
#2: Result of watching Silence of the Lambs-
Optimus: *sitting on bench*
Megatron: Helloooooooo, Clarice...
Optimus: *shivers* Don't use quotes from Hannibal Lector, Megatron, it's scary.
Megatron: By the way, love your suit...
Optimus: *stands up* Megatron! It's not funny!
Megatron: A sensus taker once tried to test me. I-
Optimus: DON'T SAY IT!
Megatron: .... Ate.
Optimus: O_o
Megatron: ...His...
Optimus: O_e
Megatron: ... liver...
Optimus: Stahp.
Megatron: ... with fava beans, and a nice....
Optimus: DON'T SAY IT. I SWEAR TO PRIMUS, IF YOU SAY IT-
Megatron: ...Chianti :3
Optimus: AAAAAAH! *runs away*
Megatron: Aw, Precious. 😆
- Silence of the Lambs with Megsy and OP.
#3: Poltergeist -
Wheeljack: *walking alone through base*
*Ratchet's computer is only static*
Wheeljack: Oh God no...
*handprint appears on computer*
Wheeljack: *screams and runs away*
(Three weeks later)
Bulkhead: Wow. Wonder what happened to him.
Ratchet: He just vanished without trace!
Optimus: Hmm... *opens closet*
Wheeljack: *is hiding behind boxes*
Optimus: ....
Wheeljack: 😕
Optimus: You could've just told us the movie was scaring you and you wanted us to turn it off.
Wheeljack: Pfft, I'm not scared...
Those of you who haven't seen any of those movies: ....................
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