Scars that horror movies leave

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And now, the bots/Cons will experience the result of watching a horror movie. (Being scared of everything :3 )

#1: Result of watching JAWS-

*Ratchet and Bumblebee are wading through deep water*

Ratchet: There's energon about fifty feet from here...

Bumblebee: *shudders and tiptoes through water* ::Okay...::

Ratchet: Your not scared by that movie, are you?

Bumblebee: ::N-No...:: *shiver*

Ratchet: Good. *keeps going*

Bumblebee: *sees small shark swimming* ::AAAAAAAAAAAAH!::

Ratchet: What is it...

Bumblebee: *sprints through water and climbs onto Ratchet, trying to get out of the water* ::HELP IT'S GONNA EAT ME!::

Ratchet: AACK! BEE, GET OFF! *stumbling*

Bumblebee: *is in Ratchet's shoulders and back* ::SAVE ME!!!::

Ratchet: *sees shark* Ugh... Bumblebee! It's not going to hurt you! Your bigger than it!

Bumblebee: *sobs* ::I WANNA GO HOOOOME!!!::

- This has been Ratchet and Bumblebee, result of watching JAWS.

#2: Result of watching Silence of the Lambs-

Optimus: *sitting on bench*

Megatron: Helloooooooo, Clarice...

Optimus: *shivers* Don't use quotes from Hannibal Lector, Megatron, it's scary.

Megatron: By the way, love your suit...

Optimus: *stands up* Megatron! It's not funny!

Megatron: A sensus taker once tried to test me. I-

Optimus: DON'T SAY IT!

Megatron: .... Ate.

Optimus: O_o

Megatron: ...His...

Optimus: O_e

Megatron: ... liver...

Optimus: Stahp.

Megatron: ... with fava beans, and a nice....

Optimus: DON'T SAY IT. I SWEAR TO PRIMUS, IF YOU SAY IT-

Megatron: ...Chianti :3

Optimus: AAAAAAH! *runs away*

Megatron: Aw, Precious. 😆

- Silence of the Lambs with Megsy and OP.

#3: Poltergeist -

Wheeljack: *walking alone through base*

*Ratchet's computer is only static*

Wheeljack: Oh God no...

*handprint appears on computer*

Wheeljack: *screams and runs away*

(Three weeks later)

Bulkhead: Wow. Wonder what happened to him.

Ratchet: He just vanished without trace!

Optimus: Hmm... *opens closet*

Wheeljack: *is hiding behind boxes*

Optimus: ....

Wheeljack: 😕

Optimus: You could've just told us the movie was scaring you and you wanted us to turn it off.

Wheeljack: Pfft, I'm not scared...

Those of you who haven't seen any of those movies: ....................

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