Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers

What if....

Rao: What if, before Megs kidnapped Ratchet like the jerk he was, but after he destroyed the first Autobot base, they had formed a truce?

Raf: I don't really know, but I feel like, in any truce, they would just sit there and argue and roast eachother. There's no way they would get past that-

*door is thrown open dramatically*

Bulk: RAF OPEN A BRIDGE BREAKDOWN ROASTED ME ON FACEBOOK

Raf: I-I don't think that's a good idea, Bulkhead. . .

*in the next room*

SS: *puts a bunch of spider nests in Arcee's doorway*

Arcee: *trapped inside her room by the spiders*

Arcee: *sobbing* TELL JACK THAT I'LL MISS HIM!

KO: You do realize that you aren't going to die from Earth spiders, right?

Arcee: I CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE! I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS! I HAVEN'T KILLED AIRACHNID! I'VE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIIIIIIFE

KO: are you listening

Arcee: BEFORE I DIE, TELL THE FANDOM THAT I'M TIRED OF THEM SHIPPING ME WITH OPTIMUS, STARSCREAM AND KNOCKOUT! SERIOUSLY! KNOCKOUT IS AN ASSHOLE! I WOULDN'T DATE THAT MESS FOR MY LIFE!

KO: you know what I hope you do die in there good riddance

*back to the first room*

Megs: Seriously Optimus, when I destroyed your base and you spent like, a bunch of days just off the radar while your team ran around trying to rebel and save the planet, I don't care WHATEVER THE FRAG YOU WERE DOING, what made you think you could take a break? I MISSED FIGHTING YOU, JERK!

Rao: *chokes*

Rao: *coughs*

Rao: *falls over*

Rao: *wheezes*

Rao: *gets back up*

Rao: *brushes herself off*

Rao: *clears throat*

Rao: Ratchet is 'whatever the frag he was doing'.

Ratch: I didn't even know he was alive!

Rao: Good cover!

Ratch: stop.

OP: I was dying underground .-.

Megs: YOU THINK THAT'S AN EXCUSE!?

OP: but. . . I was dying. . .

Rao: Yah you blew him up

Megs: weakling.

OP: *sad face*

WJ: *comes in* Uh, hey Ratch?

Ratch: What?

WJ: You know that. . . Really cute puppy eyes look Miko gets when she's asking for something?

Ratch: what are you implying. . .

WJ: Wellll, she asked for a five hour energy. . .

Ratch: ARE YOU SERIOUS? MIKO'S BLOOD IS ALREADY BASICALLY FIVE HOUR ENERGY, SHE MUST BE GOING INSANE! WHERE IS SHE, BRING HER HERE RIGHT NOW!

WJ: . . . You heard him, Miko, come down from the ceiling fan!

OP: How did she-

Megs: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ON ME

OP: .-.

*other room*

BB: *playing racing games*

Airachnid: Do you know how disgusting it is for you to be named after a bug, and resemble a bug in any way?

BB: . . .

Airachnid: Is so weird and gross, seriously, who else do you see stooping to that low level?

BB: . . .

Airachnid: No response?

BB: *slowly holds up a mirror*

*back to the main room*

Raf: See? Already, all they do is fight. Can you imagine them having to get along?

Rao: I see your point now. I guess Autobots and Decepticons are too savage to work in harmony.

Raf: Pretty much