Fowler: *is in a meeting*
Person: Fowler, in the past month, we've had to lend hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Autobot base to cover numerous damages. We thought putting a large amount in would give you what you need to repair everything and then be fine for a while, but you just keep taking and taking money. Now answer me this...
Fowler: ...
Person: WHERE is all this money going?
Fowler: ...
*flashback*
*in the kitchen*
OP: Okay, so when making cake, you-
Megs: *breaks mixing spoon while mixing after adding too much flour*
OP: Nonono, you can't use that much.
Megs: *throws batter into his face* DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS!
OP: *stumbles back and lands on stove*
*stove turns on*
*materials on top catch on fire*
Megs: look what you've done.
OP: OMG GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Megs: *grabs fire extinguisher* Relax, I got it!
Megs: ...
Megs: *can't figure out how to work it*
OP: Hurry the fire is spreading!!!
Megs: I HAVE IT HANDLED!
OP: NO YOU DON'T!
Megs: *gets angry and throws extinguisher into fire*
*extinguisher disappears into the flames*
OP: ....
Megs: ...
OP: I'm going to die with an idiot.
Megs: *hits with broken mixing spoon*
OP: *dumps flour on him*
Ratch: *runs in* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE!?
Megs: He's teaching me how to cook.
OP: Bake.
Megs: That sounds gay.
OP: I think we are gay.
Megs: You think? You don't know?
OP: Not really. All the fanfics have confused me. I don't even know my gender anymore.
Megs: oh.
*kitchen collapses*
*flashback ends*
Fowler: ... The money is going into repairs of damages caused by MECH.
Silas: what do I have to do with-
Fowler: Damn MECH. Messing everything up. Let's get some investigators on that immediately.
Person: Makes sense.
Silas: wh......
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
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