Where is all the money going?

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Fowler: *is in a meeting*

Person: Fowler, in the past month, we've had to lend hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Autobot base to cover numerous damages. We thought putting a large amount in would give you what you need to repair everything and then be fine for a while, but you just keep taking and taking money. Now answer me this...

Fowler: ...

Person: WHERE is all this money going?

Fowler: ...

*flashback*

*in the kitchen*

OP: Okay, so when making cake, you-

Megs: *breaks mixing spoon while mixing after adding too much flour*

OP: Nonono, you can't use that much.

Megs: *throws batter into his face* DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS!

OP: *stumbles back and lands on stove*

*stove turns on*

*materials on top catch on fire*

Megs: look what you've done.

OP: OMG GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Megs: *grabs fire extinguisher* Relax, I got it!

Megs: ...

Megs: *can't figure out how to work it*

OP: Hurry the fire is spreading!!!

Megs: I HAVE IT HANDLED!

OP: NO YOU DON'T!

Megs: *gets angry and throws extinguisher into fire*

*extinguisher disappears into the flames*

OP: ....

Megs: ...

OP: I'm going to die with an idiot.

Megs: *hits with broken mixing spoon*

OP: *dumps flour on him*

Ratch: *runs in* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE!?

Megs: He's teaching me how to cook.

OP: Bake.

Megs: That sounds gay.

OP: I think we are gay.

Megs: You think? You don't know?

OP: Not really. All the fanfics have confused me. I don't even know my gender anymore.

Megs: oh.

*kitchen collapses*

*flashback ends*

Fowler: ... The money is going into repairs of damages caused by MECH.

Silas: what do I have to do with-

Fowler: Damn MECH. Messing everything up. Let's get some investigators on that immediately.

Person: Makes sense.

Silas: wh......

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