Rao: *is peacefully drawing fanart in dark room*
*scribble scribble*
Rao: You two know you love eachother.
*color color scribble*
Rao: You know exactly how you feel about eachother!
*more intense scribbling*
Rao: Even if I must become the Love God and force you two to get married, I will make sure you end up together!
*scribble*
Rao: YOU ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN! BWAHAHAHA THEY WILL BE BEAUTIFUL! MWAHAHAHA-
Ratchet: *opens door* Rao what the hell are you doing
Rao: NOTHING *shoves fanart under bed*
Ratchet: If that's more fanart of Optimus and I...
Rao: Just because I know how you feel about eachother and you don't doesn't mean-
Ratchet: AND this conversation is over. *leaves*
Rao: .... *pins fanart on a wall covered with other fabulous fanart* NOBODY STOPS MWEH....
- Outside her room -
Optimus: She's doing it again, isn't she...
Ratchet: Yep... we need to take away her sketch pads and pencils... and the fanart...
Optimus: Maybe Fangirl Away Spray will get rid of her....
Ratchet: Do YOU have 18 bottles of that stuff?
Optimus: .... no...
Arcee: It gets worse...
Ratchet: How?
Arcee: She has toys of you two... that she plays with a LOT when you aren't around... and voodoo dolls... and photoshop pictures... and fanfics...
Ratchet: Optimus maybe you should talk to her.
Optimus: Okay... *steps into her room*
Rao: 0_0 *looks up from figurines making out*
Optimus: ...
Rao: .....
Optimus: Uh, Rao?
Rao: *slowly pushes figurines under bed*
Optimus: You know what, nevermind. *leaves*
....
Ratchet: Well?
Optimus: She said she'd work on it.
YOU ARE READING
Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
