Ratch: *walking through soup aisle, pushing a cart*
OP: *sneaks can into the cart*
Ratch: ... What is that, Optimus?
OP: Nothing.
Ratch: *picks it up*
Ratch: ...
Ratch: Optimus, you don't need chicken noodle soup with noodles in the shapes of Frozen characters.
OP: Gawd, Ratchet, Let It Go.
Ratch: ....
OP: ....
Ratch: i literally hate you so much right now
OP: *huffs and puts can back*
Ratch: Make yourself useful, go get milk.
OP: Okay. *skips down aisle and disappears around corner*
Ratch: *moves on to another aisle*
OP: *comes back*
OP:
OP: Ratchet? Where did you go?
OP: RATCHET WHERE ARE YOU OMG OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU GONE FOREVER WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL I HAVE NOW IS MILK I MISS YOU COME BACK TO ME
OP: *starts sobbing*
Worker: *walks over* What's wrong, Honey? Did you lose a parent or something?
OP: I LOST RATCHET!!!
Worker: It's okay, come with me, I'll help you find him.
OP: *sniffle* Okay. *takes her hand and goes with her*
- A few minutes later -
Women's voice over intercom: Can Ratchet please come to the front of the store please?
Ratch: Uh oh...
Ratch: *pushes cart over*
OP: *is sitting in a chair with a balloon*
OP: RATCHET!!! *runs over and clings to him*
Ratch: *sigh* Optimus, you are an adult. You should not be getting lost in grocery stores. And why do you have a balloon?
Worker: We give balloons to all the kids that lose their parents in the store.
Ratch: makes sense
Ratch: Optimus did you get the milk?
OP: I dropped it on the way over.
Ratch: Of course you did.
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
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