This comes from a clip from the Holy Grail. I highly recommend Killer Rabbit and The Black Knight. They are freaking hilarious.
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Optimus: *is going into an energon mine*
Vehicon: *gets in the way* *scary voice* None shall pass!
Optimus: I am coming in.
Vehicon: *pulls out a sword* Then you shall die.
Optimus: So be it! *pulls out sword*
*they start fighting*
*lots of badaft fencing skillz*
Optimus: *manages to cut off vehicon's arm* HAHA! The fight is mine. Stand down.
Vehicon: I shall not! 'Tis but a scratch!
Optimus: ...A scratch? Your arm's off! It's right there on the floor!
Vehicon: I've had worse.
Optimus: Liar!
Vehicon: *grabs sword in other hand and starts fighting again* I never lose!!!
Optimus: *cuts off his other arm* There. You've been defeated. Now stand down.
Vehicon: It's just a flesh wound.
Optimus: .... you are indeed brave, but the fight is mine. Stand down.
Vehicon: *starts kicking him* Chicken! Chicken! *chicken noises*
Optimus: ....
Vehicon: *keeps kicking him*
Optimus: *sighs* Fine. *cuts off the leg he was being kicked with*
Vehicon: *hops on one foot* I'll kill you for that!
Optimus: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Vehicon: *starts headbutting* I'M INVINCIBLE!
Optimus: *looks agitated*
Vehicon: *keeps headbutting*
Optimus: *cuts off his other leg*
Vehicon: *Sits on the two stumps left* ..... Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Optimus: *walks into mine*
Vehicon: GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!
Optimus: Fragging kill me...
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