Fangirl: I just started watching Transformers Prime... who do I root for, Autobots or Decepticons, and who should I like more, Megatron or Optimus?
Megs: Psh, me, obviously.
OP: .-.
Fangirl: Explain why?
Megs: Optimus is a terrible bot, he's always screaming and beating his crew around, and has incredible anger management problems!
OP: *is picking daisies in the background*
Megs: He practically destroyed our planet, the bloodthirsty demon!
OP: *wearing daisy chains, holding butterflies*
Megs: He has insane mood swings and has horrible plans for the future. He's so power hungry he's trying to take over two planets at the same time!
OP: *walks over*
Megs: ...
OP: *hands a daisy* :)
Megs: .... *smacks out of his hand*
OP: *depressed look*
Fangirl: I feel like everything you just told me was all to mislead me...
Megs: Yeah it was something like that.
OP: *sad blink*
Megs: *sigh* You ruined it, Optimus. If you weren't such a pathetic teddy bear, it would've worked.
OP: ... 🙁
Megs: Ugh.. you can stop with the sad looks now.
OP: 😟
Megs: Fine. *picks up daisy* Is that better?
OP: :)
Megs: -_-
OP: *puts a daisy chain on him*
Megs: ... This is life for me now.
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...