Dirty Mind?

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*after an explosion Optimus and Megatron were caught in*

Optimus: *wakes up and sees Megatron unconscious next to him* "Hm.. as a grown mech, with his worst enemy sleeping beside him, there's only one thing he can responsibly do."

~ Later ~

Megatron: *wakes up* "Ugh..."

Optimus: *is standing a few feet away* "Morning sleepyhelm."

Megatorn: *jumps up* "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?!"

Optimus: "Nothing! I didn't do anything!!"

Megatron: *points cannon at him* "TELL ME THE TRUTH!"

Optimus: "I drew cat whiskers on your face cuz I thought it'd be funny and it was!"

Megatron: "...what?" *has cat whiskers on his face*

Optimus: "What else would I had done?"

Megatron: "Well..." *terrible thoughts going through his mind* "Uh... well you know uh... you could've um... uh.. wow."

Optimus: "You have such a dirty mind..."

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