I'm sure my wife thinks I cannot look after myself, she keeps explaining...
Which pans I should use to cook things in
What items do and do not go in a dishwasher
The correct way to hang out washing
Which products to use to clean different surfaces
The order in which to cut the hedges in the garden
The amount of paint to use on the walls
Which bank accounts have the best interest rates
Why I have given my children too many treats and how it will affect them
But then I do tell her...
Which bins go out on which days
When to use nails and when you need a drill when hanging up a picture
How to use certain computer programs
When to shop with a debit card and when to use a credit card
Which tool between an axe, saw and chainsaw is best for cutting different items
The names and types of different power adaptors
Why I need so many power tools
How the offside rule works
So I suppose we are even!
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