Willa: So I was watching I (almost) got away with it and this little fucker just appeared on the screen. I immediately sent a pic to Foxes, and it didn't take long for magic to happen. Enjoy...
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Foxes: i would cry if i was his parents
Willa: If I were his parents I would name him jim not john
Foxes: thats why there crying, they misspelled his name so badly it came out John
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Dad: Fuck!
Mom: what happened hun?
Dad: I fucked up his name
Mom: *looks at son* you are a disgrace to us
M: *looks at dad* I am not going through labor again. Fuck that
Dad: you are a disgrace to us son, we should have named you billy if we knew how much of a disgrace you were going to be...
*years later*
John M: mom dad! I want to be an investigator when I grow up!!
Dad: NO! YOU WILL BECOME A MILITARY DOCTOR/ CONSULTING CRIMINAL AND THATS FINAL
Mom: WHYYY ME????
John M: I TOLD YOU BEFORE!! I WANT TO STOP CRIMINALS!!! NOT HELP THEM!!
Mom: *runs off crying*
Dad: *runs off crying and flailing his arms spastically*
John M: what the fuck is wrong with my parents??
Mom: *in the distance* You disgrace!!
John M: WHYY!!! Why me?!!!
Dad: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE JIM NOT JOHN!!! JIM!!!
John M: I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH!!! I'M TEXAN!!
Mom: SHUT UP JOHN!!!
John M: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO BECOME THAT PSYCHOPATH!!
Dad: *calms down for a split second to say* he prefers to be called a professor son *goes back to panic*
John M: *throws up arms in disbelief* why!! Why!! Why do you care about a freaking british tv show?!! Shouldn't you people hate it because of all the gay subtext?!! You are southern!!
Dad: SHHHHHH son SSHHHHHHHHHH don't tell your mother
John M: *stares at dad in disbelief* how can I be related to you people?!!
Mom: Thats the question we've been asking all these years
John M: wow! Wow mom. Feeling the love. Or the overall lack of it though out my childhood!!!
Dad: good, now use that feeling into becoming a war doctor/consulting criminal
John M: I'm done!! I am going to college to study how to become a helpful part of the CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM!!
Dad: if you do that, I loose all respect (that I should have) for you
Mom: MA BAYBA
John M: BYE!! Maybe I'll STOP criminals from escaping prison!!
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Foxes: And thats the story of how jim Moriarty came to be
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes
FanfictionJoin Sherlock and friends on wonderful roleplay style misadventures! These are fun little things that are not canon in the slightest and just some fun two (later 3) teenage girls having some fun over fictional characters. Enjoy to your hearts cont...