The Marvelous Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes

Phone Calls With Mori Senpai

J: molly *he said quickly*

M: yes john

M: you and Sherlock aren't going to chase me again right?

J: no *he said cautiously*

J: ... it's about jim

M: what did he do?

M: *whispers* please don't say another murder please don't say another murder

J: *in one breathe he talks out* he's taken me hostage

M: WHAT! How are you talking to me then!?

M:Where are you?!

M: I'm going to get Lestrade and Sherlock!

M: WHERE ARE YOU?!!

J: NO DONT GET SHERLOCK AND DONT GET LESTRADE *he yelled*

M: why?! *she said with concern laced in her voice*

J: he has a gun to my head

J: he's talking through me

M: what does he want? *she questioned concern rising for her friend*

M: John! Are you ok?

J: I'm fine, he just wants to talk to you. And you alone.. *he paused*

J: I'm putting him on now

M:...

M: hello?

JM: hello darling * he said smoothly*

M: what do you want? *she said with hate*

JM: oh nothing really...

JM: I just wanted someone to talk with,

JM: someone to gossip with,

JM: I get bored easily *said drawn out*

M: and so you kidnapped one of my friends to do that? *sarcasm*

M: why don't you talk to Sherlock?

M: God knows he gets bored easily

JM: *whines* he won't even answer my texts,

JM: it's no fun prodding the Ice Man,

JM: and the police are just boring, and idiotic.

JM: so I've come to you. Lucky you *he chirps*

M: or really I was just the last resort? Nice. *she grumbles*

JM: don't think of it like that, I was going to bother john or ms. Hudson but Sherlock blocked me from texting them. *he feigned sadness* *goes into a much more happier mood* So instead I just found john, kidnapped, and forced him to give up your phone number. You didn't tell me you got a new phone. * he said in a valley girl voice*

JM: *he starts singing* we used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you could tell me why?

M: *sigh* well you did lie and try to kill us.

M: *le sigh*what do you want to talk about

JM: Sooo, I heard you got a new boyfriend? Is he cute?

M: yes and despite his hard exterior he's a complete teddy bear underneath.

M: he's amazing