John: Hi Molly! Sherlock Has Lestrade's cat again...
Molly: Shoot! No! Does he have a dead body?
J: No, just the cat... and some steroids?
M: ... I hope he's not doing anything illegal to the cat. *sigh*
J: Should we call the yard, or animal control... for Sherlock I mean. The cat is the least problematic of the 2.
M: Yea... I'm gonna look around the morgue for...
*Screaming and hissing in the distance*
M: What the???
J: What's going on down there?
M: I'm not sure... but, I think I've found them...
Sherlock: God damn! Why won't you just cooperate!
M: Should I run or confront? Cause I'm leaning to the first option...
J: Meet me by the café on the second floor and we'll decide from there. Run.
M: Ok then... *runs* Ok what do we do now??
J: *noms on a bagel* oh, you made it- I mean, I've got something that Sherlock cannot live without... cigarettes
M: Oh perfect! But... should we tell Greg?
Lestrade: Tell me what? *doughnut stuffed in mouth*
J: Um...-Molly
M: Ughh... We umm... loveandvalueyourwork?? *Blushes heavily*
L: *Turns read in the face before getting angry* P-piss off! *grumbles loudly* but thanks *noms the rest of his doughnut*
J: *Leans over and whispers to Molly* Really? Out of all the things that came to your hear you choose that?
M: Ughhhhh... *struggles for words* Well ummm... *Blushes harder*
S: *Burst into room shirt and bottom of pants torn to shreds and is cut in multiple places* Oh hi. Does anyone know how to tame a cat?
*Everyone stares at each other*
*Cat runs into the room*
L: BABY! *scoops up cat and cuddles it* *cooes at the cat in overly lovable fashion* What did that mean psychopath do to you? My poor little kitty.
J: *stares wide-eyed at Lestrade*
S: Highly functioning sociopath...
M: *stares at the two* *walks up and starts petting the kitty* Awww... you're a sweet little girl!
Anderson: *Walks in* What the hell is going on here!
All: Get the fuck out Anderson nobody asked for your IQ lowering opinion!!
A: Well Fuck you too then! I was just trying to see what was the fucking disturbance was and of couse it's you guys. No surprise there.S: Shut up, just shut-up, don't move, don't even blink! Anderson! Go in the corner!
A: *Walks up to Sherlock to look at him eye-to-eye* *realize mistake too late* You know Sherlock? No. I'm not going to listen to you anymore.
J: Damn...
S: *Holds a stern face before letting a smirk rise* alright... shortly.
A: *Face goes red with anger* *smacks his own chest* You wanna fight bro? Wanna fight? Wanna fight bro-
S: *Punches him straight in the face*
J: Finally! I thought I'd have to do it myself.
A: WTF?! Why did you punch me?
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes
FanficJoin Sherlock and friends on wonderful roleplay style misadventures! These are fun little things that are not canon in the slightest and just some fun two (later 3) teenage girls having some fun over fictional characters. Enjoy to your hearts cont...