This is a text starting off between John and Molly
J: *sigh of relief* sherlock is with me. we're downstairs eating
M: lol yeah, he said something about fish and chips. Is it a date? *wiggles eyebrows*
J: NO. Stop thinking everything we do is gay
M: so stop thinking you do everything is happy?
M: are you not enjoying yourself then?
J: don't twist my words Molly, or so help me ill leak your high school photos to the internet!
M: oh god please no!!
M: how did you get those?!
M: I thought I got rid of all the embarrassing ones...
J: I have my connections
M: *looks around nervously* ughh, who else seen those pictures??
J: only me, and my connection
M: you talked to my mom, didn't you..?
J: nope
J: it was your dad.
M: ughhhhhhhh....
J: he was more than willing to give me a copy
M: why? Why did you talk to him? Why did he show you those pictures! Whhhyyyyyyyyy...
J: I asked politely, and he thought I was Greg
M: he does know you're not right?
J: ...
M: omg my father thinks you're my boyfriend! Nonononono! Gosh no!
M: this is horrible!
M: ...No offense, it's just... Ugh... Just no.
J: *straight-faced* yes, yes he does. And he approves. Haha no.
M: *sigh* thank the lord...
J: No i was laughing at the fact that he approved of me, not that the approval was a joke. He does think that i am greg. i even tried to tell him i was John, not Greg. He didn't listen
M: shiiiiiiittt...!! I gotta call him now to tell him that I'm NOT dating a hobbit.
J: hey I resent that remark!! I look nothing like a hobbit!!
M: hmmm... You are one. Height wise at least compared to Sherlock and Greg
J: a hobbit is only 4 feet tall thank you I'm over 5 feet
M: Compared to Sherlock you are a hobbit
M: admit it, you are tiny
M: in anyway you look at it.
J: sherlock is only 6 feet tall
J: HELL YOUR 5'3!!!
M: I am a normal height for a woman my age..
J: your boyfriend is eight inches taller than you!
M: and it's amazing. *sigh*
M: I love tall guys
J: IM THREE INCHES TALLER THAN YOU!!!!!
J: Sherlock is only taller by 6 inches!!
M: god someone's insecure about his height.
J: YOU BROUGHT IT UP!!!
J: *grumble grumble* your still shorter than me
M: but, there is one thing that you can't.
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes
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