John is a hobbit (Molly's family pt 1)

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This is a text starting off between John and Molly

J: *sigh of relief* sherlock is with me. we're downstairs eating

M: lol yeah, he said something about fish and chips. Is it a date? *wiggles eyebrows*

J: NO. Stop thinking everything we do is gay

M: so stop thinking you do everything is happy?

M: are you not enjoying yourself then?

J: don't twist my words Molly, or so help me ill leak your high school photos to the internet!

M: oh god please no!!

M: how did you get those?!

M: I thought I got rid of all the embarrassing ones...

J: I have my connections

M: *looks around nervously* ughh, who else seen those pictures??

J: only me, and my connection

M: you talked to my mom, didn't you..?

J: nope

J: it was your dad.

M: ughhhhhhhh....

J: he was more than willing to give me a copy

M: why? Why did you talk to him? Why did he show you those pictures! Whhhyyyyyyyyy...

J: I asked politely, and he thought I was Greg

M: he does know you're not right?

J: ...

M: omg my father thinks you're my boyfriend! Nonononono! Gosh no!

M: this is horrible!

M: ...No offense, it's just... Ugh... Just no.

J: *straight-faced* yes, yes he does. And he approves. Haha no.

M: *sigh* thank the lord...

J: No i was laughing at the fact that he approved of me, not that the approval was a joke. He does think that i am greg. i even tried to tell him i was John, not Greg. He didn't listen

M: shiiiiiiittt...!! I gotta call him now to tell him that I'm NOT dating a hobbit.

J: hey I resent that remark!! I look nothing like a hobbit!!

M: hmmm... You are one. Height wise at least compared to Sherlock and Greg

J: a hobbit is only 4 feet tall thank you I'm over 5 feet

M: Compared to Sherlock you are a hobbit

M: admit it, you are tiny

M: in anyway you look at it. 

J: sherlock is only 6 feet tall

J: HELL YOUR 5'3!!!

M: I am a normal height for a woman my age..

J: your boyfriend is eight inches taller than you!

M: and it's amazing. *sigh*

M: I love tall guys

J: IM THREE INCHES TALLER THAN YOU!!!!!

J: Sherlock is only taller by 6 inches!!

M: god someone's insecure about his height. 

J: YOU BROUGHT IT UP!!!

J: *grumble grumble* your still shorter than me

M: but, there is one thing that you can't.

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