The Marvelous Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes

Delilah (Bonus?)

W: So I was deleting old messages from my phone and I found some original chapters that never made it. So it's here for you enjoyment!
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J:Molly...
J:Molly
J:U there?
M: Yes john?
J: I'm bboooooooooorrrreeedd
M: Do not grab the gun!!
M: I swear sherlock is a bad influence
J: Too late.
J: I can't find sherlock
J: He took my laptop and ran off
M: He's probably rewriting your blog
J: Nnnoooooo
J: I don't want my blog to be about 40-something different types of drugs!!
M: Yea and he's probably changing all the cases to be in his best interest
J: God who knows what that will turn out to be...
J: Hey isn't lestrade there?
J: Or is he still mad about the kitten thing?
M: He's doing some work
J: LESTRADE PICK UP THE PHONE!!
L: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!!!! IM BUSY!!!
M: Hey
M: We're bored
M: Talk
L: Jesus Chr- this is why sherlock mocks us!!!
J: yes, yes he does
M: John gots a gun
L: hahahah dahlia
J: wtf?
L: sorry I sat on my phone
M: And your butt typed hahahah dahlia!??????
L: in in the middle of a meeting with the sheriff and he won't shut up!!
J: ha
M: Lol
M: What if he takes your phone and sees that you texted that?
L: 1. I can't help it if my phone likes old music
2. Stop laughing
3. He thinks I'm texting someone "important"
4. I don't care if the 15 year old was arrested for stealing a Blt sandwich!!!
M: How does old music relate to my question?
J: plain white t'... Duh
L: ya... Duh
M:...
M: You two are weird
J: young people these days am I right?
L: tell me about it!
M: And old
M: Fdhadnyk
J: hey!
L: hey!!
M: Sorry my cat walked on my phone
L: I'll have you know I still have women call me
M: ....
J: besides your mum
L: JOHN!!
J: lol
M: That was amazing
L: I thought you were on my side!!
M: He's on his own side
J: I am on my own side thank you very much
M: Every man for themeself
MH: hello...??? Hou do me use ths ting??
J: Microsoft?!
J:Microsoft?!
M: What?
J: dam I mean m-y-croft
M: Autocorrect is beautiful
MH: I'll have you know I'm an apple for your information
M: Oh so he wasn't talking to your dick
MH: MOLLY!!?!
J: hahahah a
L: pppfffffttt
M: Take that ya bastard
MH: you know I was just wondering why Sherlock just stole the queens limo- but nevermind! I don't need this!!
J: wait.... Sherlock did what?!
L: we are talking about the same sherlock right?
M: I told him not to
M: *grumble grumble
MH: wait!! This is your doing?!
J: lol
M: No!! He just told me he wanted to do it. I told him dont and then he said he was going to find johns laptop
J: oh Christ
L: I just got an accident report on 8th avenue brb
M: Probably Sherlock
MH: I just a txt saying the queen is pissed u have to go
J: I hope sherlock is ok.
J: he still has my laptop
M: Probably
M: He is an idiot at times
L: it's a hit and run
M: Of course
L: officer in pursuit!
J: wrong number lestrade
M: Wrong number
L: this is Anderson
L: lestrade got the perp Scotland Yard 1 sherlock 0
L: identifying the suspect now
M: You really got him??
J: can't wait *sarcasm*
L: it's...