Riley: EREN AND JEAN
*Eren and Jean death glare Riley*
Riley: What?
*boys continue death glare*
Riley: Oh come on! What did I ever do to you? Wait. Don't answer that, we could be here a while if you did. Anyways, I dare you two to go on a date
Eren and Jean: No
Riley: Except yes so go
*at the restaurant*
Waiter: Hello, what can I get you this evening?
Eren: I will have the roast chicken and my friend here would like a bale of hay, please
Waiter: ...
Jean: Shut up Eren! I am not a fucking horse
Eren: Calm down Jean, I'm just trying to be fun-neigh
Jean: THATS IT. YOUR JOKES ARENT EVEN THAT GOOD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Waiter: Please calm down, sir. You're disturbing the other guests
Jean: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL HE APOLOGISES!
Eren: I WILL NEVER APOLOGISE TO A FUCKING HORSE!
Jean: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN FUCKFACE!
*start to fight*
Waiter: Security!
Security: ...
*back at HQ with everyone in the mess hall*
Krista: Back already?
Eren: Yes
Connie: But it's not even been 15 minutes
Jean: We know
Riley: *finishes writing notes* So let me get this straight. You got there for 8, were fighting by 8:05, had been escorted out by 8:12 and it's currently 8:14
Eren: Yep
Hanji: Oh dear god you guys seriously need to figure out your problems before the next expedition or you are going to get a lot of people killed
Ymir: *crying with laughter on the floor*
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Attack on Titan: truth or dare
FanfictionThe characters from aot are forced to tell truths and undertake dares in this Attack on Titan fanfiction. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. By the way, I don't ship Eremika because for gods sake! They are practically family! But I do a...
