Riley: That's cute how you finish each other's sentences
Hanji: Like majorly,
Riley: Adorably,
Levi:
Hanji: God damn it Levi!
Riley: You just had to go and wreck
Hanji: Our sentence finishing thing
Levi: Like I care
Riley: Well you should
Levi: Well I don't
Hanji: Well shut up then
Levi: I'm not going to start my sentence with 'well' because that seems to have become our cute thing
Bertholdt: Umm... Should we interrupt them?
Reiner: Nah, that's like interrupting a hero from saving you from death
Sasha: Or interrupting me from eating
Krista: All of which are not good ideas
*Hanji and Riley still arguing with Levi*
Eren: Wow, they are really going at it
Armin: It's quite amusing actually
Mikasa: Don't get too close Eren, you might get hurt
Jean: Oh god, I don't wanna have to deal with Titan Eren again
Connie: Titan Eren isn't as bad as the Female Titan
Annie: -_-
*Reiner and Ymir subtle laughing*
Krista: Hey! Don't be so mean
Connie: What did I do
Annie: *mutters* What didn't you do
Sasha: Excuse me! What did you say about my friend!
Armin: Guys, c'mon don't fight
Eren: While we are on the topic of annoying things, let's talk about Horseface
Jean: Oi! Yeager you are top of that list thank you very much
Krista: Armin's right, we all just need to be nice!
Ymir: I wouldn't even try sweetie, it's not gonna work
Mikasa: And we thought their arguing was bad...
Bertholdt: Guys just try to think rationally and clearly
Armin: Yeah! Don't say anything you might regret
Annie: It's a bit late for that so we may as well just continue
Mikasa: That's not the right attitude to have Annie
Reiner: Ooh bitch fight!
*Meanwhile*
Hanji: Excuse me! Just because I like Titans, doesn't mean I want them to eat everyone
Levi: And just because I like to clean, doesn't mean I want to marry the Kleenex
Riley: You are right, you want to marry the floor cleaner
Levi: Why you shitty brat you have taken things too far
Hanji: You are just a short midget, what are you gonna do about it?
Levi: I'm gonna kick your ass
Hanji: Good luck with that
Riley: Yeah Levi, all we gotta do is climb up onto the table and you can't even reach us
Levi: I'm not short you little shit!
Hanji: Levi, honey, you are the little one here
Levi: I hate you guys
Hanji and Riley: We love you too
Levi: Fuck this shit. I don't get paid enough to tolerate you
Hanji: At least you get paid!
Levi: It was sarcasm! I don't get paid
Riley: Well technically you get paid in life because the survey corps let you live
Levi: And how do you know about that?
Riley: Err...
Hanji: I told her!
Levi: Oh my god I hate you both. Fuck. This shit. I'm out. *starts to leave*
Riley: Awwh, Levi darling
Hanji: Come back sweetie, you'll get lost on your own
Levi: Fuck you
Eren: I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY OR HOW I CAN CHANGE INTO A TITAN. DONT BLAME ME
Mikasa: Eren calm down! You are getting angry for no reason and making a fool of yourself
Ymir: Don't worry Mikasa, we are already used to it
Krista: Ymir!
Ymir: What honey, I'm just telling the truth, after all, honesty is the best policy
Sasha: Nah Ymir, I learnt the hard way that it's not
Connie: Do we even wanna know what you did?
Sasha: Probably not
Jean: Anyways, I think we should talk about how Eren is a complete dick again, I mean that was a great conversation
Armin: Jean shut up
Reiner: Nobody likes you
Eren: Ha! In your horse face!
Mikasa: Eren! Be nice!
Reiner: Nobody likes you either Yeager
Bertholdt: Please! Everybody just stop arguing!
Jean, Sasha, Ymir and Connie: SHUT UP
Annie: Well if Levi is leaving, I can leave too
Armin: What? Levi isn't leaving?
Annie: Yes he is *starts to leave*
Hanji: *almost crying* THIS IS WHY I NEVER TRY TO BE NICE
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Attack on Titan: truth or dare
FanfictionThe characters from aot are forced to tell truths and undertake dares in this Attack on Titan fanfiction. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. By the way, I don't ship Eremika because for gods sake! They are practically family! But I do a...
