Hanji: Finally! Ok so I have a set of rules for the rest of the week
Eren: Oh god
Hanji: Number 1. No interrupting me
Sasha: Yeah Eren
Hanji: Number 2. No dares to be done this week unless I permit them first
Mikasa: Oh thank god
Hanji: Number 3. We will be using code names
Levi: Tch no
Hanji: Tch yes
Armin: Please no
Connie: Do we get to pick our nicknames?
Hanji: Nope. I've already chosen them
Annie: And what are they?
Hanji: They are all written down here *shows them a piece of paper*
Hanji's reign of terror nicknames
Eren - Mr Titan
Mikasa - Scarf Bitch
Armin - Mr Coconut
Jean - Mr Horse
Sasha - Potato Bitch
Connie - Mr Aang
Annie - Female Bitch
Krista - Kawaii Bitch
Ymir - Krista's Bitch
Reiner - Mr Muscle
Bertholdt - Mr Turtle
Levi - Mr Midget
Hanji - Commander Bitch
Riley - Bitchy Bitch
Riley: I'm sensing a pattern in male and female names
Hanji: Well spotted Bitchy Bitch
Armin: Yeah, what's up with the themes?
Hanji: Nothing Mr Coconut, just thought it was a good idea
Levi: Oi Commander Bitch
Hanji: Yes Mr Midget?
Levi: I don't like my name
Hanji: Well tough
Ymir: I love these!
Krista: *blushes*
Hanji: Number 4. No cleaning will be permitted
*cheers from the 104th squad*
Levi: That's not gonna happen
Hanji: Mr Midget we've been over this, you -
Levi: I don't care 'Commander Bitch'
Hanji: You are breaking multiple rules so that brings me to number 5. Any breaking of the rules can be punished by Hanji in any way she sees fit. So, after I've finished with the rules, Mr Midget will be punished
Levi: Fuck no
Hanji: Fuck yes
Levi: Don't immitate me shitty glasses
Hanji: I'm sorry I don't know who that is
Levi: Oh, I'm sorry Commander Bitch
Hanji: That's more like it!
*10 hours later*
Hanji: And finally, number 1264. You must bring your horse inside the castle so that it doesn't get cold
Reiner: So many rules
Sasha: I can't take it! I need my food!
Eren: Sorry Sasha, rule 800 and something says no eating between 10am and 5pm because Hanji hates lunch
Hanji: Well remembered Eren, although it was actually number 794. Anyway. I expect you to remember and follow them all, and I have a copy of them for each of you, so here you go! *hands them a book of rules each*
Now, it's time for Mr Midget's punishment!
Levi: Well fuck
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Attack on Titan: truth or dare
FanfictionThe characters from aot are forced to tell truths and undertake dares in this Attack on Titan fanfiction. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. By the way, I don't ship Eremika because for gods sake! They are practically family! But I do a...
