Attack on Titan: truth or dare

Day 1

Hanji: *is already up and it's only 5:00am* OMG OMG OMG. IM SO EXCITED! EVERYONE WAKE UP I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED I CANT WAIT SO JUST GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW.
Levi: Shut up and let us sleep Hanji
Hanji: Nope! And you can't tell me what to do!
Levi: *grumbling profanities and goes back to bed*
Hanji: HEY! You can't just leave! I command you to get back here! Command... Hmm... That gives me an idea

*An hour later*

Hanji: ALRIGHT EVERYONE-
Eren: Please, at least stop shouting.
Armin: Yeah, you're gonna make us deaf
Jean: At least then we won't be able to hear her and she can't tell us what to do
Annie: That would definitely be a positive
Connie: Definitely!
Sasha: Especially since she's the one who usually tells me to stop eating *eating Riley's cookies*
Riley: Hey! I thought I told you to stop stealing my food
Sasha: And I told you to fuck off, its mine now *tries to sassy exit*
Hanji: SASHA! Get back here and stop eating
Sasha: *mutters profanities*
Hanji: Anyway, as I was sayi-
Levi: *walks in* WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY CLEANING STUFF?
Mikasa: I set them on fire, remember?
Levi: Tch. Of course I remember that tragic day
Reiner: Was it as tragic as the day your squad got killed?
Bert: Reiner!
Ymir: Oh he went there!
Krista: Ymir!
Levi: Why should that even need to be a question?
...
My cleaning stuff dying was quite obviously a whole lot worse
Annie: ...
Eren: Levi! That's so mean!
Levi: Like I care
Hanji: HEY! I'M IN CHARGE AND I SAY SHUT THE HELL UP
Mikasa: Levi that's just horrible. I can't believe you would rather your beloved squad died than losing some replacable cleaning agents
Levi: They cost £2,683.74 to replace! Four humans would have been free! Do you not understand how humans are made? You really should have had that conversation with your parents- oh wait... *laughs in his mind*
Mikasa: OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE *jumps on Levi*
Levi: *tries to fight off Mikasa*
*Levi and Mikasa have a massive fight and constantly hit other people who then get involved. Hanji, Eren and Krista are the only 3 not involved*
Hanji: Hey!
Krista: YMIR! Please get out of that fight! I dont want you getting hurt!
Ymir: I'm busy!
Hanji: Stop tha-

Krista: *puppy dog eyes*
Ymir: *sighs* Fine
*Krista and Ymir leave*
Hanji: No. No! NO- Hey! I said STOP THAT!
Eren: *trying to stop the fight between Mikasa and levi. gets punched by Reiner*
Hanji: EREN DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
Eren: I thought you liked-
Hanji: I do but-
*turns into a titan*
Hanji: GOD DAMNIT EREN
AGH RILEY HELP
Riley: Im kinda busy right now
Hanji: WITH WHAT? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS?
Riley: Getting *punches Sasha* MY GOD DAMN *punches her again* COOKIES BACK!
Sasha: YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED
Hanji: AGH I CANT TAKE THIS! ARMIN STOP SCARING EVERYONE WITH YOUR CREEPY KNOWLEDGE OVERLOAD! JEAN STOP BEATING ARMIN UP FOR BEING A NERD. ANNIE STOP BEATING UP JEAN FOR BEATING UP ARMIN. LEVI AND MIKASA MAKE UP AND MAKE OUT. BERT, REINER DOESNT LIKE YOU BUT REINER STOP BEING A COLOSSAL JERK TO BERT. AND CONNIE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT THE WALL?!?
Connie: I had nobody to yell at...
Hanji: *screams* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *passes out*
*Ymir and Krista walk back in*
Ymir: Well that escalated quickly