Riley: EVERYONE! Ooh I'm so looking forward to this one
Krista: Heeeeey!
Reiner: Wha'ddup?
Jean: Why are you being friendly to her? She's a nightmare
Riley: I hate you too. Where's Levi at?
Eren: Still recovering from the other day...
Jean: *shudders* Dont remind me
Riley: LEVI GET YO ASS IN HERE
Levi: What? You interrupted my cleaning
Riley: Every time I get you to come see me I'm interrupting your cleaning
Mikasa: But that means he cleans all the time and he doesn't...
Riley: Anyways -
Connie: Yeah, even Mr Clean Freak has to sleep
Levi: Tch
Sasha: Actually *eating a potato* I've seen him sleep - clean a few times
Riley: Ok so -
Armin: How would you know when he is sleep - cleaning, because for that, he would have to be asleep and he doesn't go to sleep til really late...
Hanji: That's true... Why are you up so late?
Riley: Oi, listen -
Ymir: I think we all know that it's to sneak food
Bertholdt: P-probably
Riley: GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW
Jean: Woah. Calm down
Riley: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Eren: That's right! Yell at Horseface!
Riley: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Eren: ...Sorry...
Riley: As I was saying... I have a dare
Annie: Who for?
Riley: Me
Mikasa: Really?
Riley: Yes, I have been given a dare by my boss
Hanji: Wait, you have a boss?
Riley: Yes, I don't just do this job for the sheer hell of it. Anyways it's not a bad dare so don't get your hopes up
Levi: Damn it...
Riley: I have to say what I think of all of you
Jean: Oh no...
WARNING THIS NEXT PART MAY CONTAIN ME RAGING MY OPINIONS. ALSO, THESE ARE SOLELY MY OPINIONS, NOBODY ELSE'S
Riley: So let's start
Eren - I think you are way too angry and need to learn that you can't destroy all the titans if you are one yourself
Mikasa - You are pretty cool but need to learn about loyalty and not being a fucking stalker
Armin - You are such an adorably smart little coconut
Sasha - STOP TAKING MY FUCKING COOKIES
Connie - Please grow some more hair
Jean - You look like a horse and I still hate you :)
Krista - I love you, you are actually fucking adorable
Ymir - you are actually so funny, it makes everyone else look like a depressing slug
Hanji - Seriously just shut the hell up, nobody cares about the psychological pain of titans, but I do love your enthusiasm for the ships
Reiner - BACK OFF FROM KRISTA SHE IS GOING TO BE WITH YMIR!
Bert - Get some fucking confidence
Annie - OMG JUST NO! But you are actually pretty awesome
Levi - Where do I start? You are short, you clean WAY too much, you never smile, you show no emotions (or at least try to never show them) and you are such an ass TO EVERYONE
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Attack on Titan: truth or dare
FanfictionThe characters from aot are forced to tell truths and undertake dares in this Attack on Titan fanfiction. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. By the way, I don't ship Eremika because for gods sake! They are practically family! But I do a...
