Bottled up | thoughts

Storytime #1

OKAY so I just randomly remembered this one thing I did when I was in the 5th grade and omg

me and my friend were at the water park because we thought we were the coolest living shits on earth and thought it would be funny to ask a teenager sitting on the hill where she bought her bras. (Because bras were such a big deal right)

I was a pussy so I make my friend go and ask the question while I watched from behind a tree and all I can hear is "Where do you shop for bras? Victoria's Secret?" *bursts into a fit of giggles* and the girl was literally so creeped out she was like: 'tf?/??' and she said "I don't know."

That went on for like half an hour and we thought we were so funny, we were bringing up the subject of tampons and whatshit and I peed my pants laughing so hard. Pretty innocent questions tbh we just thought tampons were super funny

and when we came back like a millionth time the girl was sitting on the hill looking at us like "No pls"

and suddenly from a distance her mom called her like: "Duncan!!! time to go home!"

And then we finally realized we weren't talking to a girl, it was just a boy with really long hair and a big chest