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Storytime #2

I should probably talk about Cadets because my life is 80% Cadets lmao

Every summer some of us go to some military camp for like 3-7 weeks depending on what summer course you want to take. No electronic devices allowed, no sprays so like bug repellent, sunscreen in a can or body spray. No time for makeup, unless you want to wake up at four in the morning and risk getting yelled at by an officer. Not allowed anything other than our uniforms, even if we were sweating or freezing. Deprived of wifi and the outside world. Soooo imagine what people would do in their freetime :')

We have a 'six inch rule', it's where a boy and a girl have to stand at least six inches apart from each other, below the waist. And we sometimes have to ask permission to touch, even if it's a girl touching another girl. 

So we had a dance at the end of the course and we were allowed to dance with the other gender but with your arms held out in front of you so that your bodies would still be SIX FUCKING INCHES APART, CADETTT!!! I swear to god, they had like five officers walk around with rulers, like measuring people. I don't blame them though, Cadet people are actually so horny; imagine a world without wifi (wowwww) and all you have are these boyz and girlz to interact with for seven weeks!! Ya flirt. 

Also there are some nasty things that happen in there, we all shared a laundry room, taking turns washing our clothes and shit and there was one asshole who stole girls' underwear and hid them in his locker, like gtfo they're not even clean...

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One time I was at a three week course when some guy started smearing poop all over the walls in the male washroom.

It was a serious problem tbh all the guys didn't get free time because he just wouldn't stop, and we had no idea who was doing it

Like literally this dude was a beast

he took a shit every single night and he took it out of the fuckin toilet and smeared it on the walls, like a pieces of art. The next Salvador Dali. And he wouldn't stop lmao

they even got the officers and the head of some important military peeps to yell at us for an hour. Like imagine every movie with a group of muddy soldiers and that one scary looking guy at the front walking down the line and screaming in their ears, that was us lol

And basically they didn't get free time for the rest of the three weeks because this guy was literally at the camp for NINE FUCKING WEEKS OK

After we all went home we still heard of this fucking savage and the artpieces he made in the washroom AND THEY STILL COULDN'T FIND OUT WHO IT WAS

ok im done