Amestris High

Chapter Thirty One

Chapter Thirty One - Just Tricks, No Treats

"You are a monster!" 

"Stop struggling you asshole!" 

"I am not stripping!" Envy held Edward out in front of him like a human shield. He only had half an idea of what was going on, if Dawn busted into your friend's house and dragged you off to get naked, anyone would get scared too. 

"You moron" Dawn chuckled and turned to bluffing. "As if you have anything I haven't already seen."

Ed squeaked in terror and tried to grab the homunculus behind him, he didn't like being Envy's human shield. Since the green haired man wouldn't give himself up for the moment, Dawn sighed and grabbed Edward's shirt, and ripped it off. 

"You did say I'll get to dress you up, so all I'm doing is dressing you up!"

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Erin cringed at the shouts and squeals coming from inside the bathroom. She didn't dare open it or put her ear to the wood, in case of any trouble that was sure to arise. She just kept glancing at Mimi, then Jayme, then Alphonse. 

"What's going on?" She asked, like hissing a whisper. 

"I don't think you want to know" Al shook his head and shrugged. Mimi, dressed like the pop singer Britney Spears (Mimitoxic's idea), threw the blond hair attached to the wig back over her shoulder; she tried to stop herself from bursting out and laughing as she spoke. 

"I do want to know. She's probably doing something pretty nasty to them-"

Edward burst through the door and slammed it shut behind him. His face was beet red, he was panting and leaning against the door as Envy continued to scream like a little girl inside the bathroom. The poor Alchemist was dressed in a fleshy pink outfit that looked real similar to a prawn, the fat tail curling up behind him and the little pink flippers as sleeves. A hair band with pink antenna sat in his blond hair. Now, he was literally, a Shrimp. 

"Well now I can positively say Dawn has a wicked sense of humour!" Jayme giggled, she grinned as she covered her mouth to stop laughing. Mimi couldn't do the same, she burst into tears of laughter and held onto Erin's shoulder to stop herself from falling over. 

"Oh my lord! You look so stupid!" She cackled. Erin couldn't help but smile. Edward gnashed his teeth and grabbed the antenna on his head, he pulled them down over his ears. 

"Shut up! I can't take this off or she'll do something worse to me!" He winced. The door shuddered as someone's back hit it. Edward stepped away and stood behind Mimi and Erin as Envy threw himself out of the room, he panted and his face equally red as Edward's. Dawn may have dressed him up not as ridiculously as Ed, but just as embarrassing. He wore a Arabian belly dancer's outfit, the little jewels jingled as he moved around. He struggled and flailed his arms, annoyed at the black material that was attached to the gold bracelets on both his wrists, behind his back. Mimi glanced up and started laughing again, so hard she thought she would burst. Erin gasped and put a hand over her mouth. 

"This is your fault Edward! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!" The homunculus cried, trying to grab the boy who was standing behind Mimi. Dawn reappeared from the bathroom and shut the door. She gazed at the two she'd dressed up, admiring her handiwork. 

"Not bad, if I do say so myself." She grinned devilishly. "Now come on you morons, I came here to steal candy from trick or treating kids and to stuff Ed in embarrassing costumes, not to talk"

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"I can't believe this"

"Shut up"