Dawson: you know what always makes me cry?
Maddie: what?
Dawson: Charlotte's Web.
(Jenna laughs)
Dawson: when the spider died... (Stares into space)
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Chris: Dawson, you can't make up your own ship name.
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Jenna: you give me headaches.
Chris: yeah, well you give me... Headaches.
Jenna: I literally just said that!
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(Jenna is watching an old man on YouNow)
Jenna: he's so cute, look at him!
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(Dawson is laughing really hard, then looks at Maddie's dad straight faced)
Dawson (to Maddie's dad): I really love puns.
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Jenna: you know what makes me laugh?
Maddie: what?
Jenna: you know that show Sister Wives?
Jenna: BROTHER HUSBANDS!
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(Kaleigh {a cheerleader} is yelling at Chris to go watch the kids during a babysitting volunteering thing.)
Chris: Kaleigh, you're not my dad!
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Jenna: what are you doing?
Maddie: they're my drug lord lamp friends, we've been over this.
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(Watching a horror movie)
(Main character drops a piece of bread)
(Chris jumps)
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Addie: I think Dorian hates us now.
Maddie: why?
Addie: he never wants to talk to us.
Maddie: he never wants to talk to anyone.
