HEALTH NUT (MG)

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Chris (talking about a couple): it's like they just grow into each other.

Maddie: (laughs) what?

Chris: you know, relationships are like a jenga tower. You build it all up and then it just... Breaks free.

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At state for DI there's a book fair. Maddie and Jenna are going through posters and find one that says "stop kitten around" with a bunch of cats on it.

Maddie: that's something Dawson would say.

Jenna: yeah.

Maddie: should we get it for him?

Jenna: YES oh my god.

(We actually got it for him lol)

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Maddie and Dawson were talking about how a symptom of diabetes is frequent urination.

Jenna: I have to pee... For the third time this hour.

Dawson: do you have diabetes?

Jenna: I HAVE DIABETES

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Maddie: the plural form of pancreas is pancreases. I feel like that's wrong.

Dawson: yeah, the American language is weird.

Maddie (laughing): you mean English?

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Working outside in the courtyard. Kid screeches.

Addie: what kind of bird was that? Is that a seagull?

Maddie: no it was Connor!

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Ashley takes off her iPad case in choir.

Ashley: look how dusty it is! It's like, all crusty. (Puts a pice of dust on Maddie's arm)

Maddie: I accept your gift of crusty dust.

Both: crusty dust! (Both die laughing)

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(Dogs barking outside)

Addie: Maddie was that your mom?

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Jenna is scooting down the hallway on her butt.

Jenna: is this what midgets feel like?

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In choir.

Ashley: look at Chris' hair.

Maddie: what about it?

Ashley: he's going bald.

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Addie: this is my dinner. (Holding ice cream, cookies, and a nutty bar)

Maddie: wow Addie, someone's a health nut.

Dawson: (dies of laughter)

Maddie: Dawson, have you never heard that before?

Dawson: no... (Laughs) health nut.

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Ashley: Maddie and Dawson sitting in a tree-

Maddie: Ashley we're on the ground.

Austin: they were literally in a tree five minutes ago. Why didn't you say that then?

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Jenna is teaching Dawson the hoedown throwdown.

Dawson (doing the dance as he says it): pop it, lock it, polka dot it, countrify it... (Puts arms out) Hawk.

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Baking cupcakes.

Chris: we should do a bake sale for DI because we're all good at baking-

Maddie: (is trying to put the batter into the pan but drops it between the two cupcake holes)

Chris: I take it back. You should be on worst cooks in America.

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