Jenna to everyone: Guys I have a confession
A lot of murmurs: what?
Jenna: I'm a BOYYY!
*everyone else rolls eyes*
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Jenna: Dawson's doorknob looks like a titty!
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Jenna: and I was wearing a bunny costume, and Chris... (Laughs) OH MY GOD, IM CRYING!
(The whole story she told is on the Squad Life book)
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Jenna: I could literally write a whole book on how dumb Chris is.
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Jenna: hey Austin tell me who's butt is better, mine or Kelby's?
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Jenna (drawing Chris): oops, I accidentally made him Asian. (Draws his hips) those hips though!
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Jenna: MADDIE HAS A CEILING TITTY! His name is Alejandro.
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Jenna: Maddie get a picture of me in front of that man's booty.
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Jenna: you know what makes me laugh?
Maddie: what?
Jenna: you know that show Sister Wives?
Jenna: BROTHER HUSBANDS!
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Chris is trying to learn how to use Maddie's camera
Chris: so how will I know if I pressed the button?
Maddie: you'll hear a ding
Jenna: I'M A DING!!
*Dawson and Jenna laugh hysterically*
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In history class.
Jenna: Maddie, wanna see my butt?
Maddie: yes.
Kid in class (turns around): WHAT
Jenna: awkward.
Emily wasn't there at that given moment.
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Jenna: this picture of Dawson looks like his mom made him take a picture for prom even though he doesn't have a date! It's so awkward!
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Walks up to Maddie's desk in history.
Jenna: the rumors are true. I am nine months pregnant.
Maddie (laughs): what
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Michaela: when you guys got your period, wasn't it fun to go tell your best friend?
Jenna: no, I didn't run and tell Chris when I got my period.
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Jenna (watching an old man on younow): he's so cute, look at him!
Jenna and Emily are having a completion as to who can send eachother the funniest video.
Jenna: *sends video of Arabian men dancing*
Emily (in text) didn't even crack a smile.
Jenna: ITS ON!! (Later sends a video of a fat Asian running in slow mo with dramatic music.
Emily: ohmigod I'm crying 😂😂👌🏻
Jenna: ok
