Jenna and Chris are in science class.
Jenna: hey Chris you know that test we took for math, is that gonna be on this quarter or next quarter?
Chris: ...long pause... you mean the retake?
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Chris (wearing sunglasses upside down): I can see HD in these things!
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Jenna: you give me headaches.
Chris: yeah, well, you give me... Headaches.
Jenna: I literally just said that!
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Filming a history project. Chris is playing Neil Armstrong.
Chris: one small step for... (Laughs) I can't do it when everyone's laughing!
Maddie: you're the only one laughing.
Chris: one small step for mankind-
Addie: what's in your hair?
Maddie: he's got like, carpet lint in his hair.
Chris: let's get this show on the road. Okay, what am I saying?
Maddie: one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Chris: oh, what's that from?
Maddie: Neil Armstrong!
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Chris: how should I caption this Instagram photo?
(Right after)
Chris: happy new year from our squad to yours!
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Chris: Why does the hot chocolate have chunks in it?
Maddie: I don't know.
Chris (scooping up chunks with the spoon): look, it's so chunky!
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Jenna: I probably shouldn't have anymore sugar.
Dawson: I probably shouldn't either.
Chris: because you have diabetes.
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Chris: I like Cinnamon's buns. (Laughs) cinnamon buns!
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Jenna is trying to push Chris into the snow, but slips on ice.
Chris: it's a sign from God!
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Maddie: and then Michaela said Dawson was staring at us-
Chris: yeah cause he likes Maddie.
Dawson: shut up.
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Chris (playing with Jenna's toes): this little piggy went to the strip club...
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Jenna: Chris, come to subway with me.
Two seconds later, Chris comes back.
Chris: I'm back... Jenna told me to go away.
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Chris: I offered this guy a doughnut, but he just yelled, "I DONT WANT A GODDAMN DOUGHNUT, GODDAMNIT!" I think he was just having a bad day.
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At Bentleyville. Chris is terrified that we are going to lose someone in the group.
Chris: where's Dylan?
Five minutes later
Chris: where's Maddie?
Few minutes later
Chris: where's Dylan?
Everyone was walking behind him whenever he "lost" them.
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Maddie and Jenna face timed Chris to see what guys did at sleepovers on New Year's Eve.
Chris: well, everyone's asleep and I'm playing Minecraft alone in the basement.
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Chris and Deja were walking home one night sometime before their birthday
Deja :: Chris can you make me a Reese's pieces cake
Chris :: did you just say a Reese's penis cake ??
Deja :: NO! *dies of laughter*
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Chris, Kenzie, and Isabelle are eating Rice Krispies after pep band
*says thank you*
All of us: thank you for the snacks
Women: your welcome girls
Chris:: What about me?
Women:: *just walks away*
