(Last semester)
Jenna and Will were paired up to be partners in math class and it was obviously awkward.
Jenna: so we have all the problems done right?
Will: yeah I think so
Jenna: okay
*takes out iPad and begins drawing*
*taps Will 3 minutes later*
Jenna: look I drew a picture of you and Autumn having sex
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Dawson: oh my goodness.
Maddie: twenty nine.
Dawson: what?
Maddie: we've been counting.
Chris: yeah you say it way too much.
A few minutes later.
Dawson: oh my goodness.
Maddie: thirty.
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Dawson is imitating a teacher.
Jenna (laughing): I'm gonna pee my pants!
Dawson: no peeing your pants in my class, THATS A POINT!
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*Ashley is sleeping over at Autumn's house*
Autumn: it feels really nice in here, Luke the air conditioner is on.
Ashley: *looks over and casually says" oh yeah that's cause the doors open.
Autumn: freak out for the next 5 min because there front door was open and they didn't know how long for.
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Maddie and Dawson are talking about their English project, doing a parody video of Romeo and Juliet.
Dawson: yeah I'd make a really awkward Romeo.
Maddie: I know you would.
Dawson: wow... Okay.
Maddie: but it's okay because I'd also make a really awkward Romeo.
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Maddie is ironing a sheet. Jenna is watching.
Maddie: so I guess I'm the one who does all the housework in this relationship?
A few minutes later.
Jenna: yeah Maddie! You iron that sheet! Be aggressive!
Maddie: DO YOU WANNA WIN, OR DO YOU WANT A WRINKLY SHEET?
(Both die laughing)
Jenna: I love how we're having so much fun and we're ironing a sheet.
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Maddie: eww this orange paint is so bright!
Dawson: it doesn't look that bad.
Maddie: it looks like a radioactive Cheeto!
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Maddie's mom: sometimes you have to put up with your husband's bad habits, like not putting away his stuff or telling cheesy jokes.
Dawson (looks up from drawing): I think cheesy jokes are grate.
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Jenna: Dawson, can I touch your cheekbones?
Dawson: I'm gonna get them removed.
(Jenna and Maddie laugh really hard)
Jenna: you can't do that!
