Jahn The Baptist (MG/JS)

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(Truck goes by)

Jenna: don't growl at me.

Truck driver: (looks at Jenna) (noise is louder)

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At Pizza Pies.

Maddie: I can pay, I have a 20. (Pulls out money, it's a $50 bill)

Jenna: uh...

Maddie: oh my gosh. (Laughing really hard) that's not a 20.

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Jenna: hey look at the (town) events board. It's empty. Surprise, surprise.

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Swimming in a lake.

Jenna: I have to pee.

Maddie: just pee in the lake.

Jenna: no! I don't wanna get in trouble!

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Maddie: we can't play spoons, Eleanor's too aggressive. You know, we actually had a fourth sibling that she killed because he beat her at spoons.

Eleanor: that's not true! What was his name?

Maddie: John.

Eleanor: what was his middle name?

Jenna: (looks up from phone) the baptist.

Later

Eleanor: how was it spelled?

Maddie: J-A-H-N. Jahn.

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Chris: someone's brother one time asked me why I was Asian.

Dawson: you don't even look Asian.

Chris: yes I do... Ching Ching.

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The outside of Pizza Pies was painted yellow.

Dawson: what? What is this?

Jenna (laughing): Maddie record this.

Dawson: No! No no no no no no not yellow!

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Dylan is on the phone with Dawson.

Jenna: tell Dawson I love him.

Dylan: Maddie loves you-

Maddie and Jenna: no, Jenna! Jenna loves him!

Dylan: Jenna loves you.

Jenna: tell him to say it back!

Dylan: he said it.

Jenna: I wanna hear it on speaker!

Dawson (on speaker): Jenna?

Jenna: yeah?

Dawson: I love you.

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Watching a movie.

Addie: that guy looks like a Rice Krispie treat.

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Addie: I was camping at the time-

Dawson: (gasps) camping! (Starts coughing)

Maddie (laughing): wow, he got so excited about camping he's choking.

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