Maddie: I have to be careful reading romance books because they give me unrealistic expectations of relationships.
Dawson: IM TRYING
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Maddie: thankfully there's no sex scenes in Harry Potter.
Dawson: are you sure? They take their wands out a lot.
Maddie (laughing): stop that's terrible!
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Jenna: I want a boyfriend. Ashley will you be my boyfriend?
Ashley: I'll be your boyfriend... Wait, aren't you my dad?
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Addie: if Dawson's nickname is Daisy, then what's Maddie?
Chris: she's a dandelion, 'cause she doesn't deserve to be a flower.
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Chris: can you smoke a dandelion?
Maddie: what? no.
Chris: but it's a weed!
Addie: (rolls eyes)
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Chris accidentally head butts Addie.
Addie: Chris I'm not just your personal thing to bang!
Chris: (laughs)
Addie: (sudden realization)
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Michaela has a quart of ice cream that Emily is eating out of.
Jenna: Emily, do you think you can finish the whole thing?
Emily: yeah just give me time and more spoons.
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Addie: Maddie don't forget we have a lunch meeting at lunch.
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Dawson and Maddie are both in a PowerPoint group for history.
Maddie: Dawson you have to finish your slides.
Dawson: I worked on it.
Maddie: all you did was type "the invention of bronze".
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At robotics, Maddie, Addie, and Chris all watched a teaser trailer for the competition. Addie is typing out what the lines are.
Addie (typing): unite your crew... Ready your contraction.
Maddie: no Addie it's contraption not contraction!
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Chris: I made (teachers) day today.
Maddie: why?
Addie: yeah he's not that great.
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Emily is drinking Dr. Pibb extra.
Jenna: why is it Pibb extra? Does that mean you're extra pibby or something?
Emily: Yeah, I am feeling extra pibby today. But that's none of your business
*sips dramatically*
