Jenna and Maddie are in Maddie's room. Maddie is setting up her lamp with 3 light bulbs.
Jenna: Maddie what are you doing? *laughs*
Maddie: They're my drug lord lamp friends, we've been over this.
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Dawson: I made up a new game. It's called "put headphones on and turn the music up as loud as it can go".
Maddie: no, it's called "Dawson is an idiot and is gonna lose his hearing".
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Maddie: Chris, I correct you because I care about you too much to let you walk around being wrong.
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Maddie and Dawson are recreating the titanic pose for a picture.
Maddie: no, I'm Jack and you be Rose.
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Maddie (to Dawson): if Austin's gonna tell a story about us doing it, you have to listen too. I'm not listening to it alone.
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Talking about periods to the guys.
Maddie: and then you sneeze and it's Niagara falls out of your baby oven.
(Dawson looks horrified, Chris is laughing, Dylan says how he feels bad for girls)
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In English, the teacher is talking about the sirens in The Odyssey.
Teacher: the sirens would sing and lead men to their deaths.
Maddie: like me!
Addie: how many men have you lead to their deaths?
Maddie: a surprising amount, actually.
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Maddie: what if our squad was in The Odyssey?
Maddie: the SQUADyssey!
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Jenna and Maddie are trying to pick something to watch on Netflix.
Jenna: can we watch Sofia The First?
Maddie: yeah, we'll binge watch it.
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Maddie: the worst thing just happened to me.
Dawson: what?
Maddie: my mom made these cookies and asked if I wanted one, so I said "yeah, what kind?" And she told me they were chocolate chip. So I took a bite of one and it was sugar free, gluten free, and had raisins instead of chocolate chips.
Dawson: yeah... That's like my whole life.
#diabetesproblems
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At DI, someone made a diabetes joke towards Dawson.
Maddie's mom: don't joke about diabetes, it's very serious.
Maddie: yeah, because if it wasn't, it'd be called livabetes.
(Dawson and Maddie laugh really hard)
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Addie put pictures of Maddie and Dawson into the baby making website thing.
Maddie: aww it has his cheekbones!
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Maddie and Jenna are under a blanket.
Dylan: what are you guys doing?
Maddie: intimate husband stuff.
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Working on a project, Maddie, Addie, and Chris have a plate of brownies.
Maddie: heck yeah, I'm gonna have another brownie. Don't judge me.
(Addie and Chris both have another brownie too)
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Choir teacher: I know some of you altos hit that high note... Sydney, Tori, Michaela, Maddie...
(Dawson turns around)
Maddie: no I didn't. My vocal cords are dying.
