If someone says something funny or weird, write it down. Someone can make a cover.
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To our health teacher. Addie was a few minutes late to class.
Addie: sorry I'm late to class. I was just traveling to Uganda.
Two seconds later
Addie: wait, what? Did I just say that?
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Jenna: Haha Maddie doesn't know how to talk to guys.
Maddie: yes I do. Just tell him you're into frog guts.
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Chris: Dawson, wanna switch phone cases to see what it'll look like!
Dawson: so say we have identical balls. We look at them and say "hey, we have identical balls!" If I have red hat on mine and you have a blue hat on yours and we switch, it just looks the same because our balls are identical.
Chris (dying of laughter): what
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Austin & Ashley are lost on Halloween, and they call Chris to ask for directions.
Austin: Chris, what street are you on?
Chris: Maddie's house. *hangs up*
Maddie: do they know where that is?
Chris: nope
Maddie: should we tell them?
Chris: they're fine.
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Jenna: Maddie, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Maddie: okay.
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Maddie: stop texting just "K" and text "potassium" instead.
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Ashley: hydrogen and oxygen are that awkward couple that don't know if they should... Oh my god! Hydrogen and oxygen are Autumn and Will!
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Maddie: Chris, can you body-slam my locker?
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Emily: What's your fandom?
Everyone looks at Emily
Emily: I have too many to name..
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