Dawson and Maddie are in charge of the money box at a fundraiser and are entertaining themselves by folding the bills so that the faces look funny.
Dawson (folds a bill so that it's just a forehead and a chin, no face): look at this
Maddie: what if that's what faces were? Like just foreheads with chins.
(Dawson and Maddie die laughing)
Dawson: just imagine all these people as just foreheads with chins!
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Dawson is giving Maddie a piggyback ride.
Maddie: Dawson, put me down! My pants are falling down!
Dawson: (laughs)
Maddie: I'm not kidding, my pants are literally falling down.
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Jenna: I wanna have (holds up saxophone) sax with you.
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Dawson is pressing a quarter to his forehead.
Maddie: what are you doing? Are you trying to make the imprint on your forehead or something?
Dawson: no, I'm trying to change my mind.
Maddie: oh my gosh.
Dawson: sorry, that pun didn't make cents!
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Dylan and Maddie changed Dawson's phone background to a selfie of them with double chins.
Dawson: I need to go outside and take a new picture for my background.
Maddie: that picture of Dylan and I is more beautiful than any of those sunset pictures you're gonna find. Just putting that out there.
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Chris, Deja, and Maddie are on the trampoline. Chris is trying to take a picture of a mosquito and yelling at it when it moves.
Maddie (to Deja): now imagine the next thing he says is while taking a picture of a person.
Chris: great! This one can't move 'cause it's dead!
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At a bake sale fundraiser.
Maddie: this one cupcake is different from all the rest and its so inspirational.
Dawson: you want to make a name for yourself, and (lifts up cupcake) rise above all the others.
Maddie: (laughs)
Dawson (whispers): see the cupcake... Be the cupcake.
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Jenna facetimed Maddie at night.
Jenna: we're playing Dora candy land and we wanted you to be a part of this experience.
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Dawson is laying on the grass taking a picture of the sky.
Maddie: are you taking a selfie?
