Jenna and Deja are scrolling through Pinterest to see Michaela has saved one of Jenna's pins.
Michaela saved a picture of a bag of Carmel apple milky ways to her board "all I want for Christmas"
Jenna: why the hell did she save that to her Christmas board?! That's a fall treat!!
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At globals on the bus
Michaela: are we in India yet?
Jenna: MICHAELA! INDIANA!
*dies laughing*
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Math teacher telling us a "spooky story" to the whole class
Teacher: Johnnys on the first step he says "give me back my liver"
Johnnys on the second step he says "give me back my liver"
Johnnys on the third step he says "give me back my liver"
Johnnys on the fourth step he says "give me back my liver"
Johnnys on the fifth step he says "give me back my liver"
Jenna: UGH WE GET IT HE'S ON THE STAIRS!
Teacher: *gives Jenna the stank eye*
Teacher: Johnnys in the hallway he says "give me back my liver"
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Jenna: do humans lay eggs?
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Austin and Azrael tickle attack Jenna while she's at her locker and she gets so scared she falls down.
Random 7th grader who she had never met before stops.
7th grader: oh my gosh are you okay?
Jenna: dude I'm fine
7th grader: *helps Jenna up*
Jenna: almost cries BC she realized that there still might be good in the world
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Jenna and her mom in super one.
Jenna *dabs*
Her mom: ugh I hate it when you do that! Jesus Christ stop it!
*leaves her in the pasta aisle*
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*jennas birthday party*
It's 3am and everyone has been yelling at each other to go to sleep.
Emily: the best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.
Everyone: *groans* SHUT UP!!!
*2 mins later*
Jenna: ... One with a color ... turtleneck
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Kelby: so I heard you're taking Austin to snoball?
Jenna: I'm not even going...
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Jenna: hey Sydney did I ever tell you the story of how I swallowed an adventure zone token?
Sydney (h) : what? No!
Jenna: *tells story*
Sydney: oh my gosh Jenna you need to go to get an X-ray!
Jenna: okay I'll ask my mom. *emails mom*
-lunch time now-
Jenna: *walks up to sydney* she said no.
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Jenna: *sneezes*
Jenna: dad? DAD?
her dad: WHAT?!
Jenna: gosh I just wanted you to bless me
Her dad: Jesus Christ Jenna I hate it when you do that i don't have to f*cking bless you
Jenna: RYAN!! (brother)
*comes out 30 seconds later*
Ryan: what do you want?
Jenna: bless me.
Ryan: *doesnt even question her* bless you.
