Chris: Do you want to switch our phone cases?
Dawson: so say we both have balls-
Chris: well I certainly hope so.
Dawson: and we look at them and say hey, we have identical balls! So if I have a red hat on mine and you have a blue hat on yours, and we switch them, it just looks the same because we have identical balls.
(Everyone is laughing really hard)
Chris: what
Dawson: oh. (Laughs)
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Jenna: Dawson, you should be like Tyra Banks in your future.
Dawson: what's a Tyra Banks?
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The group is singing on video. They replay the video and...
Dawson (singing loudly): STAY WITH ME
Dylan: oh, I was too close to the camera.
Dawson: no that was me!
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Dawson: the first time I ever told Maddie a pun, I thought she started crying.
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Dawson is riding a fake horse in a store.
Dawson: ow, Charlie horse. (Gasps) HORSE!
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Dawson: you know what always makes me cry?
Maddie: what?
Dawson: Charlottes Web.
(Jenna laughs)
Dawson: when the spider died...
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Dawson's mom is late to pick him up from Maddie's house after meeting for DI. He and Maddie's family are all in the living room.
Dawson (checking phone): oh, she's making dinner.
Maddie's sister: good, cause then you know she doesn't overcook stuff like our mom.
Maddie: BUUURN!
(Dawson is laughing really hard, then looks at Maddie's dad)
Dawson: I really love puns.
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Jenna: anyone know where a trash can is?
Dawson: if you go into the bathroom, it's right above the sink.
Jenna: ...The mirror?
(Dawson laughs)
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Dawson: so you know how in The Odyssey where there's that one part?
Maddie: the one where he says to the son, "don't make love to your mother"?
Dawson: IS THAT A NORMAL THING BACK THEN
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Addie: I hate raisins, they look like wrinkly old people.
Dawson: that's not a good enough raisin to hate them. (Laughs, accidentally slaps himself in the face)
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Dawson: I like my name. It rhymes with awesome.
Maddie: no it doesn't.
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Dawson: I just made up a word. Hillorifying.
Chris: what
Dawson: it means both hilarious and horrifying.
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Dawson and Maddie are exchanging pick up lines.
Maddie: I dare you to use that on someone.
Dawson: yeah but I probably couldn't do it with a straight face because a gay can't be straight.
Maddie: ...
Dawson: IM KIDDING
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Dawson: I figured out how Dick's Sporting Goods got its name.
Maddie: how?
Dawson: because they sell balls!
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Dawson: I'm not gonna have a sweet sixteen because I'm diabetic.
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*In choir*
Dawson: I lost the note, maybe I can re-mail it *snaps fingers and points at Austin*
Austin: I hate you so freaking much right now...
