Jenna, Ashley, and Austin are standing outside the English classroom.
We're all talking and laughing.
Kid from our grade walks by.
Hunter: are you guys having a threesome? *smirks and starts walking towards desk*
Ashley yells: YEAH YOU WANNA JOIN?
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Ashley: this is a book for the quote!
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Ashley: and you have balls on your belly. When you hit puberty, they blow up like this. (Makes enlarging motion with her hands)
Dawson: well it doesn't happen that fast.
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Ashley: one thing you should know about me- I'm a really good friend, but I love food.
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Ashley: *in English, smacks her head on desk* I smell letters.
Teacher: what?
Ashley: can I eat you?....... *realization* wait what
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Jenna: sorry I have a child
Ashley: yea it me and we fucked!!
Jenna: *dies 😂😂*
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Kayla: Ashley where is trash can?
Ashley: *smiling stupidly, with a slightly high voice of wonder* I don't know
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Ashley: *leans in really close to Dawson* wanna see my dick?
Dylan: *talking about a gum wrapper* yea it's really shiny
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Ashley: if you ever wanna take pictures of someone's ass, just go in for a hug and subtly pull your phone out.
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Ashley and Addie are on the bus talking
Ashley: so I just found out who jj is *talking about izaiahs step brother*
Addie: wait what? I found out in seventh grade! Haha
Ashley: yea I've seen him at least once a day for two years now, but never once did I know it. I thought he was some creepy stalker who always hung out with us.
Addie: some creepy tenth grader who likes to smile?
Ashley: yea.
*5 minutes later*
Ashley: what grade is he in?
Addie: tenth I just said that!
Ashley: oohhh that makes much more sense now!!
Addie: didn't you here me?
Ashley: yea I did I just didn't know.
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Ashley: walks up to Dawson and whisper in his ear "hey babe"
Dawson: .........WHAT?!!!!!
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Ashley: JENNAS TOE JUST WENT INSIDE ME
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Maddie: when girls hug you, can you feel their boobs?
Dawson: I've never paid attention.
Ashley: (hugs Dawson) Feel the booooobs!
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At Pizza Pies.
Ashley: guys wait for me! (Falls out of booth)
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Ashley: hydrogen and oxygen are that awkward couple that don't know if they should... Oh my god! Hydrogen and oxygen are Autumn and Will!
